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Stuff That Pisses Me Off
Well, this is the heart of it, really. Every day I encounter things that make me want to stab people. Some people say stupid shit, while other people do stupid shit, and while I'm trying to suppress the urge to rip their fucking heads off and use them for soccer balls, there are other people saying and doing MORE stupid shit... I don't get it.
So, here is the not so definitive list... in no particular order... updated frequently.
1. People who get "deeply offended" when they hear someone swear in their presence. What are you, three? Grow up, they're just words. I work in customer service, and I tell you what, this is bullshit. I was brought up around language that would make these people fall to their knees, and puke their fucking guts out. All day long I have to "watch my mouth" so I don't offend someone and lose my job... which brings me to the next thing that pisses me off.
2. Work. I don't think I need to elaborate on this one... work sucks.
3. People who think marijuana is the devil. Especially law enforcement, these assholes spend our fucking tax dollars running around and looking for people who are smoking weed, when they should be doing something more creative like, oh, I don't know, catching murderers, thieves, and rapists. Here's the part I don't get... Alcohol is legal. People have died by merely consuming it, and millions of deaths have occurred as a result of people consuming it. Weed is illegal. No one has ever died from smoking weed, some people may have died as a result of it, but I don't hear them complaining. anyway. People, there is worse shit out there, leave us the fuck alone.
4. Pigs. There is a difference between Police Officers, and pigs. Police Officers go about their daily business, and respect the people around them. Pigs go about their daily business and try to fuck everyone else over. Yes folks, there are cops out there that think they are better than everyone else, and these cops are pigs. The fucking hypocrites will drive around all day long at 10-15mph over the speed limit, and try to stop you for going 7 over? Just in case you were wondering police CANNOT legally drive any faster than the rest of us. They are allowed some leeway whey they have their blue lights going, but they are still limited in speed. Do me a favor next time you see a pig going faster than he should be, or running a red light, or rolling through a stop sign... Call your local police station, and report his ass. Fucking pigs... In the event that you come across a Police Officer that is not a pig, please show him the same respect he shows you. Don't make a bad situation worse by being an asshole to someone who might give you a break.
5. All the bullshit today about how nothing is anybody's fault. What the fuck is this crap anyway. "Yeah, I killed that baby when his mom turned her back, then I fucked her in her ass, and killed her too. But it wasn't my fault, I blame the rap lyrics." I swear to God, if I hear any more of this shit I'm gonna flip out. People need to learn to take responsibility for their actions. If you and your buddies get together and decide to gang bang the local virgin, don't blame it on how your dad used to spank you.... hey there's another one.
6. "Parents spanking their kids is bad." These people really piss me off. When I was a kid, and I did something wrong, I got spanked. It hurt like hell, but you know what, I learned from it. I wouldn't change how I was brought up for a million dollars. Now, I'm not saying that parents should go around punching their kids in the face, I don't condone anything that will cause lasting physical damage. Parents should be able to use their own discretion, to an extent anyway. If your kid is writing on the walls with permanent marker, give him a "time out", go ahead, give it a shot. When he does it again, spank his ass.
7. Parents who beat their kids. This is different. People who beat the shit out of their kids because they're pissed off or drunk need to be shot. When I see a kid with a black eye that his shit-faced mom gave him, I just want to find her and beat the shit out of her... And parents, don't get drunk around your kids, they look up to you and you are sending a bad message. Don't get me wrong, I don't think drinking is bad... I rather enjoy it, but a kid shouldn't see his parents drunk until he is old enough to join them.
8. All these fuck kids driving around in their imports with nothing done except a custom exhaust. Okay, it sounds alright, but it still goes like shit. These are the guys I look for when I want a race, they think they're hot shit, and they usually get smoked by the big purple Pontiac.
I love my car.
9. While we're on the topic, I have noticed that an ever increasing number of people don't know what the fuck they're doing behind the wheel. You got your licenses didn't you? Here is some good advice. Don't hesitate, your first reaction is probably the right one. Just try to go with the flow and not get hurt. Don't have a heart attack, it's just driving. You'll be okay....
10. When people are courteous at inappropriate times. I know this sounds stupid, but bear with me. Let's take driving for instance. I get pissed when someone has the right-of-way and they should be going, but instead they think "oh i'll be nice and let him go first", and then they sit there and wave me on with a big stupid grin on their face. Think about this, people. If you had just gone when it was your turn, i wouldn't have had to sit there and wait for you to go, then i have to notice that you are trying to do me a favor. Jesus Christ, just go!. Another good example is people holding the door open for you. Now this is nice, it helps, and I have held open many a door. It's when people take it too far. I hate it when someone is 20 feet ahead of me, going inside a store or some shit, and he decides to wait and hold the door open for me. Now i have to stop my leisurely walk, and rush to the door, and I still have to say thanks. This is bullshit. Shit like that is fine for someone who obviously could use the help (a sweet old lady, or a small kid or something like that). I'm fine, i can get the door myself.
