FUCKING PIGS

God dammit, i hate pigs. And i think we all know that i'm not talking about livestock. The fucking pieces of shit will do one thing and say another. They do things that they know damn well they shouldn't be doing. I can only hope to god that one day i will be in the right place to catch one of the fuckers in the act of breaking the law that they are supposed to be enforcing. I don't think that i can really express how much i want them all dead. Maybe we will all get lucky and some day there will be some kind of piggie disease, they'll all catch it and suffer a lot... baybe it'll be fatal.... Then we would be left with only the actual Police Officers... you know, the ones that don't think they're better than you and I. Although i have only met 1 Police Officer, i'm sure there have to be more of them out there. Please notice the distinction between pigs and Police Officers, there is a difference. pigs exist in large quantities all over the country, while Police Officers are somewhat harder to come by.

As if i need a reason to hate pigs, but here are a few.

One time... i got stopped on the interstate on my way to a job along with a co-worker of mine. I'm not complaining that i got stopped, i was going 86 in a 65, i knew the consequences. Anyway, upon looking at me the pig says "Why are your eyes red". At this point i hadn't smoked any dope in a couple of weeks, and i had no fucking idea why my eyes were red. Now aparently my red eyes gave this asshole reason to search my car. Now i know my rights. He says "Would you mind if i searched your car", and of course i said "Well, yes, i do mind". The fuckers can't search your car without reason unless they have your permission or a fucking warrant. At this point he goes back to his car and has a power trip for about 5 minutes, after wich he comes back and tells me that we will have to wait a while because there is a drug dog on the way... eta 20 mins.... This is bullshit. What he did was found a way around the law... He knew that we were working, and that we had to be somewhere so he figured that we would rather let him search than wait for the fucking dog. I let him search my car. So first he asked us get out and i let him search me. This was also a waste of time... a simple "Turn your pockets inside out, and pick up your pant legs" would have saved a good 3 minutes. Instead he had to feal around to see what i had in my pockets, fucking idiot. Then he searched my car, and guess what, he found NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!! all he managed to do was spill the contents of my glove box onto the passenger floor.
From this encounter, i can assume a few things about this particular piggie:
1. He is a homosexual... why else would he want to rub his hands up and down my legs.
2. He is too good to clean up his fucking mess.
This one goes down in history as one of the great Pigs.
Also, a note to any pig who might be reading this: just because someone's eyes are red, doesn't mean they've been smoking dope. Smoking large quantities of cigarettes will make your eyes blood-shot as well. I'm sure if i wanted to research, i could come up with a multitude of legal reasons why someone might have blood-shot eyes.... Idiots.

I was stopped again recently after leaving a local bar. I had a couple of beers, so i was taking it easy... pigs in that town are known for being assholes, so i didn't want to take my chances. No more than 500 feet down the road i became aware of blue flashing lights behind me. I pulled into a parking lot and waited to hear his excuse. Here is the beginning of the conversation.
pig "License, regestration and proof of insurance please"
me "Sure, do you mind if i ask why you stopped me?"
pig "Yeah, imprudent speed and you were swerving"
me "How fast was i going?"
pig "I'm not sure"
me "Then why did you pull me over?"
pig "Imprudent speed"
me "So, how fast was i going?"
pig "I don't know"
me "So then why did you pull me over?"
pig "Imprudent speed"
You get the point. He had no actual reason for pulling me over. When he saw that i had a radar detector he realized that i knew he didn't get me on radar. If i had been a little more clear headed, this incident might have turned out differently. Anyway, when he comes back from his car he hands me a ticket and says that my inspection sticker is out of date. Ok, i actually noticed this a few days prior, and hadn't done anything about it, so my bad. It wasn't until the drive home that i realized that this pig didn't even walk to the front of my car, my inspection sticker is still the color of a valid sticker. There is no way that he could have just glanced at it from where he was standing. I figure that while i was at the bar, he was scoping out the parking lot and he noticed that my car was not inspected. Then he waited for me to come out, and made up a reason to stop me so he could give me a ticket. I don't even think that's legal.... not in the least. What a fucker. This is a ticket i'm contesting, only to make the asshole show up in court so i can waste some of his time, and to get a good look at him. Man i hate pigs.
What the fuck is imprudent speed anyway??!?!?