From: Bryon K Walls To: Computer Dino Subject: Date: Sunday, March 19, 2000 2:30 PM "The Return of Mystic McLab" By Bart"Shag"Walls Road Rovers , Persia , Boomer , Saundra and Alexander are a copyright of Warner Bros. 1996-00 All remaining Space Rovers are a copyright of Robert Baer Jr. 1999-00 Mystic McLab is a copyright of Bart"Shag"Walls 1997-00 Persia-"Captain's log .On a recent mission we have much to celebrate for ." Suddenly first mate Alexander walks into the room . Alexander-"Persia, come quickly to the bridge! There's an urgent matter!" Persia-"I'm on it Old Man." The two rush to the bridge. Persia-"Status Boomer?" Boomer-"Well Captain , we're getting a faint distress call. But it's so weak, we're not even sure where it's coming from!" Saundra-"Our sensors can't pin-point it because of ionic interference from some unknown substance in this sector." Persia-"Old Man , Bruno : try and unjumble that transmission! We need to know who and what we're dealing with!" Alexander and Bruno begin to slowly unscramble the feed. Persia(thinking)-"I'd hate to be let someone die out in this dead zone." Bruno-"Captain , message unscrambled!" Persia-"Play the feed back." Bruno turns on the radio. Radio(female child's voice)-"Help me , I've been dropped off on the planet Iguasia by some rogue space pirates! Someone help me, I can't survive here alone!" Bruno-"That's where the feed ends Captain." Persia-"Bob, check our star charts for Iguasia." Bob-"Yes ma'am!" Bob quickly gets out the charts and scans through them. Bob-"Ah-ha! It's located about 3 Earth miles from here!" Persia-"Alright; Jake, Bob, Grunt, you accompany me on a rescue mission to the planet." Jake-"YEE-HAW! I love missions!" Grunt-"Ruff ruff grr?" Persia-"Yes I'm sure it's safe. Old Man, you're in charge in my absence." Alexander-"Yes captain, and please; take care of yourself." Persia-"Oh don't worry .You know I can do that by myself." Alexander smiles as the team exits to the shuttle bay. Minutes later, the crew arrives on Iguasia. Persia-"Alright, keep your guards up. We don't want to be taken by surprise." Jake-"Okie dokie cap'n." Bob-"I hear something over there!" Grunt-"Ruff grruff ruff!" Jake-"It's over in the bushes!" The 4 slowly walk over to the bushes and see a shaking figure. It is a young female Lab cano-sapien. She is wearing a red T-shirt, black jacket, green pants and black boots. She has a necklace on. Persia-"It's a little kid!" Lab-"Are you here to help me?" Persia-"Sure little lady. C'mon, we won't hurt you." The Lab cautiously follows the 4 back to the ship. The persuade her to get in and head back towards the Canius Minor. On board the Lab is transported to Calypso's class . Calypso-"..and so in 1492 Christopher Columbus went and discovered the what? Greta ?" Greta-"Um..ice cream ?" Calypso-"Uh no , I'm afraid not mon. Anyone else? How's about you new girl ?" Lab-"Oh..uh..America ." Calypso-"Good job young one! Would you mind introducing yourself to the class?" Lab-"Oh..ok.my name is Mystic." Calypso-Mystic huh? Dat's a pretty name." Mystic-"Yes, it's a pretty name for such an awful way to die!" Calypso-"Huh what you be talking 'bout girl?" Mystic slowly grows. She is now her true form and she is wearing a red T shirt under a black tank top with black knee-high boots, green pants and forest green gloves. Now the necklace has a blue sapphire on it. Mystic-"Well you are a batch of bloomin' morons! You never knew it was me did you? Ha! Now you shall pay for your folly!" Mystic closes her eyes and the room instantly freezes in time. Mystic-"Have fun kiddies! Ahahahahahaha!!" She slowly walks to the bridge. Fydo-"Calpyso, I'm here with the. Oh my!" Fydo looks at Calypso and the children. Fydo-"Miss Calypso! What's wrong? As Hunter would say , 'I would not have predicted this'." Mystic is walking along the corridors of the Canius Minor. Mystic-"Hmm, an engine room. That energy output is incredible! If I had that much power I could rule the universe! I think I'll "visit" them next." She walks down into the engine room where Molly is yelling at Flash and Daisy. Molly-"What is wrong with you goofy Bloodhounds? You almost hit the engine's fuel supply!!" Flash-"We're sorry Molly." Daisy-"Yeah, it wasn't our fault." Molly-"Just make sure it doesn't happen againski!" Mystic smiles. Mystic-"Hello girls." Flash-"Huh? Who are you ?" Mystic-"I'm the maiden of the dark!" Molly-"Are you a new cadet or somethingski?" Mystic-"No, I'm here to destroy you." Daisy-"Well we can't go along with that. I happen to like being un-destroyed." Mystic-"Insolent fools! You don't know what you're dealing with!" Mystic waves her hand and turns the floor beneath the three to ice. Molly slips and Daisy and Flash fall on top of her. Mystic-"And try escaping this !" Mystic waves her hand and a cage surrounds the three. It floats to the ceiling. Mystic-"See you girls later. I'm going to the bridge! Haha!" Mystic disappears. Molly-"This just isn't my dayski." Persia-"Captain's log, supplementary. This morning I, along with Grunt, Cactus Jake and Bob visited the desolate planet, Iguasia. We found a small child there who has been transferred to Calypso's class. Persia, out." Persia's door opens. Persia-"Come in." The small Mystic walks in. Persia-"Well how did you get in here little one?" Mystic-"I walked." Persia-"Sarcastic pup aren't you?" Mystic-"It's easy to be sarcastic when you're yourself." Persia-"Huh ?" Mystic suddenly "grows" once more. Mystic-"Hello Captain. I'm seizing control of this vessel!" Persia-"I'm not just going to hand it over to you!" Mystic-"That's where you're wrong Persia!" Mystic grabs Persia by the throat. Mystic-"I have ways of getting what I want." Persia-"I will never surrender my ship!" Mystic-"Oh I think you will!" Mystic tosses Persia across the room. Mystic's eyes begin to glow and Persia begins to become younger by the second. In a matter of minutes she has been reduced to a small pup version of herself. Mystic-"Ha! And now with the possession of the Captain, I will rule this ship!" Mystic grabs Persia by the scruff of the neck and sits at her desk. She slams the door shut. Boomer-"Did you hear that?" Saundra-"It sounded like it came from Persia's room." Alexander-"Boomer, Saundra, come with me and check it out." The three walk to Persia's quarters and knock on the door. Mystic-"Come in." The three walk in as Mystic spins around in the seat to face them. Alexander-"Who are you ?!" Mystic-"My name is Mystic McLab. I am here to take possession of your ship." Boomer-"We'll never surrender to you!" Mystic-"That's what your Captain said too. And now look at her !" Mystic takes out the puppy Persia. Saundra-"What did you do to her?!?!" Mystic-"Oh merely reversed the aging process. It's an excellent spell of the dark arts." Boomer-"Alexander, what do we do?" Alexander-"I-I don't know." Mystic-"You will give up now!" Mystic forms a cage around the three. She grabs the PA mike. Mystic(over PA)-"Ahem! Attention Rovers! I, Mystic McLab have taken over you ship!" Jake-"What the.?" Mystic(over PA)-"I have already taken care of your Captain, first mate, navigators, engine technicians and the children and their caretaker! You will surrender the ship and all of its fuel to me or I will destroy you!" Grunt roars madly and dashes back to Persia's quarters . Mystic-".and remember , I'm not doing this for my own gain .I'm doing it because I feel like it !HAHA !" Grunt rips the door off of Persia's quarters. Mystic-"What?!" Grunt-"GRRRRRRRRR !!!!" He throws the door at her. Mystic barely gets away from it. Mystic-"Grr, just you wait till I get my hands on you! Huh? My sapphire! Where is it?!?!" Grunt grabs the sapphire and smashes it. The spells throughout the ship are instantly broken. Grunt roars madly and prepares to crush Mystic against the wall. Mystic-"As all villains say, she who fights and runs away will live to fight another day!" Mystic disappears in a puff of smoke. Grunt walks over to Persia. Grunt-"Ruff?" Persia-"Yes dear, I'm fine. A little shaken up from that throat toss she gave me, but I'm ok." Grunt hugs Persia. Alexander-"Nothing quite like it. Puppy love." The End