The Smallest Things Cause the Biggest Problems !

    By Bart"Shag"Walls

    Road Rovers are a © WB 

    Gila Monster & Princess © Robert Baer Jr. 

    Others © Bart"Shag"Walls 

    RRMC :

    We see a small cano-sapien running around the base.  She is being chased by 
    Stealth.

    Stealth-"Grr, I'll get Hunter for this!  I'm a secret agent!  NOT A BABY 
    SITTER!!"

    Stealth goes into 'Stealth Mode' and disappears from sight.  The small 
    cano-sapien looks around.

    Cano-"Uncy Stealth?  Uncy Stealth?"

    Stealth reappears behind her.  He grabs her and lifts her up.

    Stealth-"Gotcha Sandra."

    Sandra-"Dang."

    At this moment, The Rovers pull up.  Back from a mission against Parvo.  
    Sandra leaps out of Stealth's arms.

    Sandra-"Mommy!  Daddy!"

    Sandra leaps into Colleen's arms.

    Colleen-"Hi Sandra, did you miss us?"

    Hunter-"I trust she wasn't a problem Stealth?"

    Stealth-"Not a problem?"

    Stealth faints.

    Colleen-"Looks like we need a new sitter."

    Sandra-"I know!  Why don't you let me go on your next mission?"

    Hunter-"Um, honey, I'm afraid you can't go on missions yet."

    Sandra-"But Wolfy and Kimmy can do it!"

    Hunter-"Yeah, but they went through the Academy.  You can't be a Rover till 
    you go through that."

    Colleen-"And you can't start it until you're 14.  Don't worry it's just 1 
    and a half human years from now."

    Sandra frowns and walks off to the food court.  There Scout is sitting with 
    Magic.

    Scout-"Magic, words cannot express my deepest feelings for you."

    Magic-"Oh Scout!"

    Sandra jumps on their table.

    Scout-"Hey!"

    Magic-"We're trying to be romantic!"

    Sandra-"Don't you know boys have cooties?"

    Magic-"That's little boys, not big and strong ones."

    Scout-"C'mon Magic, maybe we can go to a fancy restaurant with Princess 
    and the Gila Monster."

    Magic-"Oh a double date!  Good idea Scouters."

    The two walk out hand in hand.  Sandra frowns.

    Sandra-"No one ever wants to do anything with me.  It's like I have some 
    weird communicablebible disease or something."

    Sandra sighs and goes to her room.  Suddenly:

    Master-"Rovers!  Report to the briefing area!"

    The Road Rovers assemble in the chamber.

    Hunter-"What is it Master ?"

    Master-"I want you to attend a peace conference, but be on your guard.
    There is rumors that our old nemesis Zachary Storm is there as well."

    Colleen-"Storm?"

    Exile-"That weirdboy?"

    Hunter-"Alright guys, let's go!"

    The five run into the Sky Rover and take off.  Unbeknownst to them, Sandra 
    is sitting in the back of the jet under a cover.

    Sandra-"This is great!  I finally get to go on a mission!"

    Later:  We see The Rovers mingling at the conference.  Sandra is hidden 
    beneath the table.

    Exile-"So then I said,'Don't be a weirdboy!' !"

    Bill-"Hahahahahahaha!!!  That's hilarious Exile!"

    Exile-"Thank you Mr. Presidentski, I'm glad you like my joke."

    Colleen-"Now what's all this running for senate?"

    Hillary-"You heard right, I'm running for New York senate ."

    Colleen-"Why?"

    Hillary-"Because I feel like it."

    Hunter-"You really should try tennis balls Mr. President.  They're GREAT 
    with soy sauce!"

    Japanese President-"Huh?"

    The president begins saying something in Japanese.

    Hunter-"Ok."

    Shag-"Rah rah rah rah !"

    Mexican President-"Si!  This is calliente chili!  It burns my mouth!"

    Shag-"Rah !"

    M. Pres-"Shag, you're a dog after my own heart."

    In the corner we see a waiter wearing a baseball cap and mustache.  He walks 
    into the men's room and takes them off.

    Storm-"Ha !Those foolish Rovers don't even know I'm here!  My plan will 
    proceed perfectly, and with the world leaders AND the Rovers, the world 
    will be mine!"

    Sandra hears this as she sneaks out form under her cover.

    Sandra-"Oh no !He's going to hurt mom and dad !I gotta do something!"

    Sandra ducks under the table as Hunter walks up to it.

    Hunter-"MMM!  This punch is great Shag!  What's in it?"

    Shag-"Rawrerries!"

    Hunter-"Strawberries!  Yummy!"

    Shag-"Roo rike rit?"

    Hunter-"Shag I LOVE it!"

    Shag looks at the ground embarrassed.

    Shag-"Raw rucks!"

    The "Waiter" steps out from the restroom.  He is caught off guard as Sandra 
    pounces on him.

    Hunter-"What the?"

    Colleen-"SANDRA!"

    The waiter falls onto the buffet table.  Sandra dunks his head in a pot of 
    chili.  Colleen and Hunter run over to Sandra.  Colleen pulls her off.

    Hunter-"I am SO sorry sir!  Are you ok?"

    Colleen-"What are you doing here Sandra?"

    Sandra-"I accidentally stowed away on the plane and."

    Colleen-"I don't want to hear it.  You're grounded."

    Exile-"Comrades look!"

    Blitz-"Hey that's no waiter, it's Storm!"

    Storm-"OWWWW!!!  HOT!!!!"

    Exile-"Sandra saved the dayski!"

    Storm-"But how?  My plan was perfect!!!"

    Sandra-"I heard you when you were in the restroom.  You were going to 
    capture everyone and hold them for ransom so you could rule the world!"

    Storm-"No!  I still have an ace up my sleeve!"

    He begins to pull out a gun.  A loud THWACK is heard.  Storm falls face 
    first into a pot of macaroni.  We see Gila Monster, Princess, Scout and 
    Magic.

    Gila-"We was in the area and decided to drop in and say hello."

    Princess-"But when we heard Storm ranting we came in."

    Hunter-"Well I'm glad you did!  I'm just sorry your 2 x 4 got broke Gila."

    Gila-"Think nothing of it!  I can always get a new one at the store!"

    Magic-"Obviously Storm has a VERY hard head!"

    Scout-"Yeah, he doesn't realize everytime he tries, he's gonna lose!"

    The Rovers and delegates burst into wild laughter.  Later.

    Sandra-"Mommy, daddy, I'm sorry for stowing away."

    Hunter-"Sandra we forgive you and understand why you want to go.  But you 
    have to learn to listen."

    Colleen-"Storm could have really hurt you today, but if it weren't for you 
    we all would've been captured."

    Sandra-"Does that mean I'm not grounded ?"

    Colleen-"No, but it does mean there's a special spot in tomorrow's paper 
    just for you!"

    Captain Storm is led away by the authorities.

    Storm-"My plans always fail!  Why?  WHY?  WHYYYYYYYYY ????"

    Sandra-"Because you're a big dumbhead!"

    Storm-"What?"

    Sandra sticks her tongue out as Storm is thrown into an armored car.

    Officer-"It's back to Sunnyville Storm."

    Storm-"I'll be back!!!!"

    Hunter-"And we'll beat you again!"

    Storm-"Stop taunting me!"

    THWACK!  Gila whacks him with another 2 x 4 (thankfully it doesn't break).

    Gila-"Geez!  Just be quiet already ya nut!"

    Gila takes Princess's hand and the two walk back into a restaurant.

    Princess-"Have you had your fun yet?"

    Gila-"You bet gorgeous!"

    The End