Amos Doggie and Hannah 

in :

"Gator-Rama"

By Bart "Shag" Walls

Amos Doggie ,Hannah , Otto + Sam ©Robert Baer Jr.

Lady Groomex + Golden © Bart "Shag" Walls

Morning, the sun rises over the serene Louisiana swamps.  Owls can be heard 
hooting, gators wake up.  Hannah wakes up as well.  The Newfoundland 
cano-sapien wakes up and begins to start breakfast.

Dog-"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ.."

About half an hour later we see Hannah walk up to a hammock.  In it lies an old 
spotted mixed breed cano-sapien with a bionic arm.   She taps his shoulder.

Hannah-"Amos.  Wake up, it's time for breakfast."

Amos continues snoring.

Hannah-"Amos.  Wake up!"

Amos pays no attention.  Hannah loses her patience and dumps him out of his 
hammock.  Amos wakes up instantly.

Amos-"Dang it woman!  Why you be wakin' up Amos that way?"

Hannah-"It's the only way TO wake you.  *giggles* "

Amos-"You be right der wife.  When Amos gets to sleepin' he ain't abouts ta 
stop!"

Hannah-"Well it's breakfast time so get dressed and ready for the day."

Amos-"What's we doin' today ?"

Hannah-"Nothing but in case something comes up."

Amos-"Amos see.  Better ta be prepared than sorry ."

Amos yawns and walks into his room.  He reappears wearing the classic flannel 
shirt and overalls.  He sits at the table.

Amos-"Mmmm. is that sausage I be smellin' ?"

Hannah-"Yes."

Amos-"Oh boy!  Your sausage be outta dis world!"

Amos looks at a clock on the wall.

Amos-"Oops!  Amos be right back!  Gotta git the paper!"

He walks outside and waits for his usual paper from Woody to show up.  Sure 
enough, Woody flies by and gives him the paper.

Amos-"I git the comics!"

Hannah-"Ok dear!"

Amos walks back in with the paper in one hand and the comics in the other.
He begins cracking up.

Amos-"Oh dat Garfield! 'I hate Mondays'! He be a laugh riot!"

Hannah-"Breakfast is served!"

She sets Amos's plate down and sits down in her chair with one for herself.
After breakfast Amos sits out in his hammock once more.  An owl flies onto his 
shoulder.

Amos-"Huh?  What is it Cyrus?"

Cyrus tells Amos something in owl-talk.

Amos-"That happened?!  Amos can't be lettin' dat happen!  Amos gonna go an 
scope this out for himself."

Amos follows Cyrus to a part of the swamp.  A Caucasian female is there.  She 
has black hair, green eyes and is wearing a black and green outfit with black 
boots ands gloves.  She has a slight Scottish accent to her voice.  Next to her 
is a cano-sapien looking female Retriever.

Woman-"Alright you lazy alligators!  Get moving!  I want to use YOU as my next 
experiment!"

Amos-"Experiment?  What's this woman doin' in Amos's swamp?"

Woman-"Huh?"

Cano-"What was that bloomin' noise?"

Woman-"I don't know Lieutenant Golden, have a squad of cyber-canos go after it!"

Golden-"Right away madam."

A squad appears on her command and they begin looking through the swamp edge.

#1-"Start heat sensors."

The 5 begin heat scanning.

Amos-"Oh boy, this not be lookin' too good for this ol' swamp dog!"

#5-"Look !I've found something!"

Amos-"Uh-oh.  Well I was hopin' to be friendly but I guess it's time for 
somethin' else!"

Amos leaps from his hiding place and surprises the cyber-canos.  He slams his 
bionic arm into them.  Three of them are dismantled.  The remaining two draw 
their laser rifles.  Amos looks at the two of them.

Amos-"Shoot!  Looks like I be out gunned here!"

#2-"Surrender now!"

Amos-"Not till I free my gator friends!"

Amos grabs #2 and throws him into #1.  The two get knocked out.

Amos-"Ya shouldn't underestimate ol' Amos!"

Suddenly Amos gets clubbed in the head.  We see the Lt. Standing above him.

Golden-"And you really shouldn't let your guard down mate !"

Hours later.

Amos-"Huh.?"

Woman-"So you awaken !"

Amos-"Where am I ?"

Woman-"You're in the swamp pathetic fool."

Amos-"Hey, why you be takin' Amos's friends?"

Groomex-"I am the Lady Groomex!  I want these gators to make ultra strong 
mutants to defeat the Rovers!"

Amos-"Boy you gots a silly name lady!  I thought you was the Groomer."

Groomex-"Old fool!  I am from the year 2200!"

Amos-"Waitaminute!  You be tellin' me you gonna use Amos's gators against 
Huntry and her Rovers?"

Groomex-"You're surprisingly smart for an old coot!  But no one can stop us, 
no one even knows where we are!"

Groomex laughs maniacally.

Groomex-"Oh what fools the 21st century canos are oops I mean WERE!"

She continues laughing.  A large BOOM is heard but Groomex pays no attention 
to it.  She soon notices all of her cyber-canos have been dismantled .

Groomex-"Wha what?  What's going on here ?"

Otto-"I think that the mechanical disposal on the ground serves as a good 
enough example of 'What's going on here'."

Groomex-"You!  I've read of you back in my studies at V.U.  You're Otto and Sam!"

Sam-"Good job Ma'am, I guess you're not as stupid as you look ."

Groomex-"Grr, Lieutenant!  Get them !"

Golden-"Right away!"

Golden leaps at Otto and Sam who easily move to the side.  She slams into a tree.

Amos-"Ha!  What was you saying about 21st century canos?"

Groomex-"I shall have the last laugh!!!  The gators are mine !"

Amos-"That's what you think !"

Amos makes an all too familiar noise.  The gators shake their heads and look 
around.

Amos-"It's me, Amos!  That lady was tryin' to make y'all evil!  Git her!"

The gators growl and head towards Groomex .

Groomex-"Err,nice gators,good gators!"

Gators-"Grr."

Groomex-"Get me out of here Lieutenant!"

The Koed cyber-canos wake and grab their dismantled comrades and run away.
Lieutenant Golden grabs Groomex and opens a portal.

Golden-"We've been here before and we will be back!!!"

The villains run through it.  Sam and Otto untie Amos.

Amos-"I thank ya, but how'd you know Amos was here?"

Sam-"Aunt Hannah called Otto and me."

Otto-"I used my circuitry to lock onto your DNA signature and we teleported 
here."

Amos-"Well I'm just glad to git all my gator friends back!  C'mon Melvin, Orvus!"

Melvin and Orvus walk to the bay.  Amos stands on them.

Amos-"Let's git on home!  Me wife's probably worried sick 'bout us!"

Amos rides home on the two with his gators behind him.  He walks into his home 
with them.  Hannah runs to him and hugs him.

Hannah-"Oh Amos I missed you!  Where were you?"

Amos-"Uhh."

Hannah-"Did you get into any trouble?"

Amos-"Oh you know I can't resist dose eyes.  (smiling)  Well I followed Cyrus 
to the edge of th' swamp.  Der was a woman from th' future der and she was 
stealing my gator friends.  Otto and Sam saved me and me and my gators sent 
her back to where she came from."

Hannah-"I'm just glad you weren't hurt dear."

She smiles and gives Amos a hug.  The gators watch from the porch.  They smile 
widely.

Amos-"Hey!  What have I told you?  Don't look at Amos when he's bein' a 
romantic!"

Amos smiles at the alligators as they go back to the swamp.  They smile back.

Amos-"Man I love my life!"

The End