Episode Guide - Series 2

Episode 201 -Not Without My Anus

Terrance and Philip fart on each other a lot. Saddam Hussien tries to take over Canada. They fart. Terrance and Celine Dions daughter is kidnapped and taken to Iraq, they go and get her. They fart some more. They set up a plan where all the Canadians and the football stadium fart and the bacteria gas kills the Iraqis. They finish off with some farting.

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	2	5	3.5	There aren't any except when they hunt for treasure.

Episode 202 - Cartman's Mum is Still a Dirty Slut

Just as Mephesto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father is he is suddenly shot. Chef and the boys take him to the hospital and it really starts to snow. A TVCrime show ask the people of South Park to act in a recreation of the crime. Mrs Cartman tries to get an abortion but actually needs an adoption and sleeps with all the politicians to change the law. The snow gets really bad and the hospital can't get enough doctors so the boys help and fix the back up generator. The snow traps the recreation group in and they have to eat each other to stay alive. When Mephesto gets better he reveals that 'Mrs' Cartman is a transexual who has sex with a women.

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	8.5	9	9	When Kenny has to go on the mission. When the boys see the doctor operating and scraping the needle against the bone. When they eat Eric Roberts.

Episode 203 - Chicken Lover

The booktastic bus comes to South Park and a Chicken is mysteriously made love to. Officer Barbrady cannot find out who did it because he is illiterate, he's sent back to school to learn. The town riots when he quits and Officer Barbrady asks for the boys to help him restore order and catch the Chicken Lover by making them all cadets. After learning to read and finding the clues, Barbrady discovers the criminal is the Booktastic Bus man.

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	8.5	8	8.5	Respect My Authorota!!! The Booktastic bus man. Cartman in 'COPS'.

Episode 204 - Ike's Wee-Wee

Mr Mackey gets fired after doing an anti-drugs class where he handed out drugs. Before long he starts drugs because he's so depressed and becomes a hippy. Ike's Bris is coming up and the boys are led to believe that they're going to chop of his fireman not snip it. Kyle sends Ike to Nebraska to save him and they make a fake Ike. The fake Ike gets blown up and at the funeral he finds out that Ike's Canadian and stops loving him. The A-Team kidnap Mr Mackay and they rehabilitate him off drugs. The broslofski's go back to get Ike and the Bris goes ahead.

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	7.5	8.5	8	When the boys believe that in a circumsion you cut off the penis. The guy who never misses a bris. MMM-Kay.

Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady

When Kyle gets hurt in Dodgeball he sees the schoolnurse who's got conjoined twin myslexia. When Mrs Broslofski finds out she starts a movement to tell people about the disease so they understand her problem. The boys get to go to the state finals in dodgeball in Denver. The South Park Cows win because of Pip, the English kid who when pissed off does brilliantly at dodgeball. They go to Washington for the national final and win because they forfeit. They forfeited because the Chinese always win. South Park starts a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week starring the school nurse. The boys win aginst China and become the world champions. The nurse gets really annoyed and screams at the town for making a big deal out of her disability.

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	8.5	8.5	8.5	The Chinese commentators.   Mefesto's obsession with butt's.

Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka

The boys homework is to interview a Vietnam veteran. They ask Uncle Jimbo and Ned and they lie to them making them sound like hero's. The boys get an 'F' for making it up and plan to get back at them. Meanwhile 'Jesus and Pals' talkshow is losing in ratings to Jimbo and Ned's 'Huntin and Killin'. The boys make a hokes 'Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka' video and send it in to the show. Ned and Jimbo make a show where they hunt for it in South Park. Jesus and Pals's producer plans a show to win ratings by getting Jimbo and Ned and the Kids on the show and makes them lie about everything.

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	8.5	8	8.25	When the big fight happens on the talkshow. Vietnam how Jimbo and Ned told it. Cartman: "Why do i have to be the old lady?" K: "Because old ladies are fat and so are you!".

Episode 207 - City on the Edge of Forever

While Mrs Crabtree is driving the bus she takes a dangerous route and ends up hanging half way off a cliff. While she goes looking for help the kids remember stories of their past adventures and retell them differently with them always eating ice cream. Mrs Crabtree becaomes a comedian and falls in love because of her bossy and moody personality. Their parents think that the children have run away and become frantic. A big monster comes and eats a couple of the kids. Suddenly the bus falls off the cliff and lands in a big tub of ice cream.

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Stan wakes up, it was just a dream""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	7.5	6	6.75	The bus driving videos. When the monster comes out and eats them. When the parents sing that song.

Episode 208 - Summer Sucks

Summer comes and all the snow melts as the holidays start while Chef goes on an exotic holiday. Fireworks are banned except for snake fireworks so South Park decide to make the worlds biggest snake firework. Cartman decides to get swimming lessons but finds out that all the babies pee in the water. Ned and Jimbo go over to Mexico to get some real fireworks but get caught while crossing the border. Mr Hat runs away from Mr Garrison and he seeks pshcyciatric help. Meanwhile the snake doesn't stop growing and takes over all of America, it breaks the jail freeing Ned and Jimbo, they give out the fireworks.

Episode 209 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

The Independent film festival is moved to South Park and all of South Park goes crazy. Chef sets up a stand selling Chocolate Salty Balls and sings his trademark song. In the sewers, Mr Hankey is dying because of all the extra poo is destroying his eco-system. The boys try to tell the film people but they think it's a movie, Mr Hankey gets killed but just as he's about to die Chef gives him a ball and he is revived. He gets really mad and makes waves of poo to drive all the people away.

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	8.5	8.5	8.5	The lesbian movies. Mr Hankey from Fantasia. When Chef revives Mr Hankey with a Chocolate Salty Ball.

Episode 210 - Chicken Pox

When Shelly catches a bad case of the chickenpox the boys' mothers decide to expose them all to the chicken pox early. They all go to sleep at Kenny's house and everone catches it except for Kyle. Mrs Broslofski decides to fix up Kyle and Kenny's dads as they used to be best friends, they get into a fight so it's worse. Stan gets it really bad and has to go to hospital. The boys find out that they were set up and get a prostitute with herpes to infect all their parents's stuff.

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	8.5	8.5	8.5	When the prostitute infects their stuff. Kenny's poor poor home. Cartman "Ma where's your herpes?". Mom: "Oh i have them dear, just some where else" Cartman: "Hooray".

Episode 211 - Roger Egbert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

The kids on a field trip to the observatory and are all hypnotised to love the Observatory. Cartman sees the Cheezy Poofs roadshow outside and auditions to sing the Cheezy Poofs song on the advert, he makes it to the finals. The boys keep going back to the observatory and they find out the managers evil plan to hypnotise all of South Park. Cartman gets into the advert for 1 second at the end.

Episode 212 - ClubHouses

Stan and Kyle and Kenny and Cartman all build rival clubhouses so they can play truth or dare with girls. Stan's mum and dad split up and Stan's mum gets a new boyfriend who's really mental. Wendy's best friend Bebe falls in love with Kyle and Wendy&Bebe and Stan&Kyle play truth or dare. After a few contacts, Stan's parents decide to get back together.

Episode 213 - Cow Days

The 'Running of the Cows' festival is coming and a game show contestant couple win a trip to South Park. The boys try hard to win some Terrance and Philip dolls from a crank stall but don't have enough money to win. Once the cows have won all of them follow the giant cow statue and form a cult religion. Cartman gets hit on the head and thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute, Kyle and Stan get him to win a rodeo competition to get the $5,000 and he wins. When the cows are caught they commit suicide. Officer Barbrady finds out the stall out the stall is crank and they declare 'Shenanagans'.

Episode 214 - Chef Aid

Chef's song 'stinky breeches' is copied by Alanis Morrisette and when Chef complains he sued for harrasment. They win the trial and Chef has to pay 2 million or go to jail. The boys ask Chef's popstar friends and they play in a concert called Chef Aid. Mr Garrison gets put in jail because Mr Hat keeps attacking Mr Twig and nobody else believes him. Mr Hat breaks out both of them and Chef Aid persuades the best lawyer in the business to help Chef sue the record company back. Mr Garrison goes back with Mr Hat and dumps Mr Twig.

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	8	9	8.5	When Ozzy Ozmond bites Kenny's head off. When Mr Garrison finds Mr Twig attacked. When the lawyer talks to the Jury about a Chabakka.

Episode 215 - Spooky Fish

Stan's aunt comes round and brings Stan an evil goldfish for a Halloween present. The goldfish keeps killing people and Stan's mum thinks it's Stan and burries them. The boys notice that occasionaly a nice, king Cartman with goatee comes around. They find a portal through to an opposite dimension in the pet shop and evil animals and people come to get opposite Cartman back. The boys want to keep the nice Cartman but the Cartmans get into a fight so they keep the annoying Cartman by accident.

Episode 216 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

The boys are all going to Cartman's grans in Nebraska for Christmas. While there Charlie Manson escapes from prison and goes to their house. He takes the kids to the mall to see Mr Hankey, when they realise it isn't the real Mr Hankey the children in the mall riot. The police chase Charlie Manson back to the house. After watching a Chrismas special Charlie becomes kind and happily goes back to prison.

Episode 217 - Gnomes

The boys have to write about a modern issue. Tweek, a caffeine high kid who's in their group sees underpants gnomes who steal his underpants. Tweek's father tell the boys about a high street coffee house which is overtaking his small business and gives them an essay. The judges are so moves by the essay that they decide to protest against the coffee store and the boys have to make some more speechs. The boys to the underpants gnomes caves and the gnomes tell them all about business.

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	8.5	8	8	When the Gnomes kill Kenny and nobody cares. Tweek. - He's gitteriness is so funny. The TV advert with the boys.

Episode 218 - Prehistoric Ice Man

When the boys go hunting for crocs in South Park Kyle falls down a pitfall and Stan goes down there to get him. While there they discover a man frozen in time since 1996 and bring him to Mephesto. Mephesto and Kevin melt him and put him into a habitat on show for the public. Kyle and Stan get into a fight about Larry the Iceman should be called and also who discovered him. They release him and he gets confused and worried about 1998 so he catches a train to New York with the help of Stan and Kyle. Then this Ossie tries to capture him but he escapes.

Picture	Humour	Plot	Overall	Best Bits
	8	9	8.5	The iceman in his habitat. When Kyle and Stan fight over Larry's name. When Larry finds out about his wife affair.