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JOKES
180 Days
Two blondes walk into a bar. They sit down order drinks and start chanting 180 days 180 days. A couple minutes later two more blondes walk into the bar sit down and order drinks. Then they start chanting 180 days
180 days. The bartender asks whats this 180 days? One blonde says we did a puzzle and the box said 3 years
and
up and we did it in 180 days.
There are 3 Kindergarten girls: A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. Which has the biggest breasts? The blonde.
She is the one who is 21 years old.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that there was a wet t-shirt contest?
A: She brought all her dirty laundry.
Q: What did the blonde say when she heard that her friend had died?
A: What color?
Q: How do you make a blonde go deaf?
A: Put a nail on the end of her pinky.
