Hey Hey Billy, Can you deep-fry her shoes?
Hey no problem, got nothing to lose
What'dya know, look at that
Dad's choking back another snack

Hey Hey Billy, Can you deep-fry the phone?
leave us a message when you hear the tone
What'dya know, man oh man
I'd hate to be around when he goes to the can

Hey Hey Billy, Can you deep-fry his teeth?
... it tastes like beef
What'dya know, look at that
your old man's getting really fat

Hey Hey Billy, Can you deep-fry the Buick?
Well alright, but he'll probably pu-ike
What'dya know, look at that
Dad's still hungry
he just keeps eating
look at Dad go !
having another snack