Just Who Am I?? >


My name is ValAnne Hjelte...also known as Val, Wal, Anne or Annie! The last name is pronounced "Yell-tee", got that? NOT "JELT"!
Don't be a Hjutz!!


UPDATE:
There is a new pronunciation and spelling for my last name! Best of all, they both match! Let's say it together now..."WELCH". That's right kids! I got tired of having my name butchered to pieces by the mouths of the ignorant, so I went and married a guy with an easier name. He's still not exactly sure why this crazy woman has moved in with him, but he now has clean clothes and food in his stomach, so he doesn't question it much.....


E-Mail me here!		 What's to know? Well you already know I have a sarcastic streak, albeit a sense of humour. Oh, you want stats? Ok ok...I'm 5'7", 40 years old chronologically, (5 mentally), blue eyes, reddish blonde hair, height weight proportionate some days, really fat other days, introverted on the outside, but extroverted on the inside (huh?), blah blah blah. My personality tends to show itself in various aspects throughout this site....and there's my picture as you can see. To know me is to.......uh...know me.
I told you never to e-mail me here!


Yep, this is me too. This picture was taken at Bally's Las Vegas by one of the house photographers that take your picture and hold it hostage until you finally break down and buy it. They always know that customers want to have a keepsake of a "special moment". Her timing was perfect, because about 5 minutes later, I wouldn't have been smiling. Seems when we were presented with the dinner bill (a BIG dinner bill), my "Dream Date" had a credit card that was maxed out. I ended up paying for the whole dinner that HE took me to. Of course, he was really embarrassed, but not embarrassed enough to pay me back. What a "special moment"! When I was a pre-pubescent girl, I always played "Mystery Date" with my friends. Every time I got to open the door to meet my "Mystery Date", I always got the "dud". Little did I know it was sign of things to come!
,BR>

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