Welcome to the web site from HELL! Well, actually the Seattle area, but it gets confused with Hell a lot. Hey, thanks for stoppin' by! I'm damn glad you're here. Now, sit down, shut up and click on the links.
This site updated October 27th, 2003 WARNING! The following pages contain brutally
honest opinions (namely, mine), some foul language (but not too much) and sarcastic biting wit.
If you are easily offended, well, I feel sorry for ya.
To Anne's
Information SuperHighway Rest Area Have a snack!
Use the restroom!
Hey Pal! You're weavin' a
little! Tired? Blurry vision from speeding from link to link? Well park it right
here for a little while. Get a soda, go potty, stretch....walk the dog. Clean
your screen....geez, will you look at all the bugs on it! Ick! A Y2K Bug is
right in your line of vision! This page is a bit slow, so as a public service, I
have provided this safety rest area for you to utilize while you wait for this
wonderful site to load. Dirty restroom? No toilet paper? Lost your money in
the vending machine? Hey, what do I look like? The D.O.T.? E-mail me if you
like! I AM lonely, but I won't clean your bathroom...I ain't THAT
desperate!
