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1.01 "Something Wicca This Way Comes"

Prue: Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive ?
Phoebe: Surprise ! I found the hide-a-key.
Piper: Pheebs, welcome home.
 

Piper: Hey I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner.
Prue: I'm not hungry.
Phoebe: I ate on the bus.
Piper: Okay, we'll try the group hug later.
 

Phoebe: Hey, I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue would have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.
 

Piper: It doesn't matter. Because nothing happened, right Phoebe, when you did that incantation.
Phoebe: Well my head spun around and I vomited split-pea soup. How should I know.
 

Prue: I'm calling the cops.
Piper: And tell them what ? That we're witches ? That some freak with powers beyond comprehension is trying to kill us ?

1.02 "I've Got You Under My Skin"

Prue: No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know, dinner, movie, sex.
Piper: Excuse me ? On your first date ? You sleaze.
Prue: It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.
Piper: High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it.
 

Piper: Don't put me in the middle.
Prue: I'm not you where born in the middle.

1.03 "Thank You For Not Morphing"

Phoebe: So what should we do ?
Prue: Well, either we could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us or we could remember to lock the doors.
Phoebe: That's a really good idea, Prue.
 

Piper: Okay, we have to call the cops and report it as a break in.
Prue: And tell them what ? That someone broke into our house to try steal our broomsticks ?

Phoebe: I mean, one day I am a member of the Y generation with average hair and a thing for caffeinated beverages, and the next I am a witch.
 

Phoebe: I just read from the book and ëwhamí I am Tabitha.
 

Piper: Whoa, time out. What's going on here ?
Victor #1: Don't worry about it, sweetie. Everything's gonna be fine
Victor #2: Don't trust him.
Piper: Wait a second. Last week we had no dad and now we have two?

1.04 "Dead Man Dating"

Phoebe: Piper ! I am so busted, aren't I ?
Piper: Are you out of your mind, again ?
Phoebe: No, I'm the Amazing Phoebe.
 

Mark: What  happened ?
Piper: I'm a good witch, remember ?
Mark: But how ?
Piper: I don't know. I panic, I put up both hands and bad things tend to freeze.
Mark: For how long ?
Piper: Not very, let's go.
 

Phoebe: So how do we know that the guy doesn't really belong in hell ?
Piper: Because we can see him. He's one of the innocent we have to protect.
Prue: Protect from what ? Hess dead.
 

Piper: I've never seen anybody killed before
Prue: Jeremy
Phoebe: Javna
Piper: I mean human.
 

Piper: Leave it to me to fall fro a dead guy.
Phoebe: It's an improvement. At least he wasn't a warlock.
 

Piper: Did I getcha ? I gotcha.
Prue: Yeah, you got me.
Piper: Yeah.

1.05 "Dream Sorcerer"
 

Guy: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt. ëCos I know an angel when I see one.
Phoebe: Hmm. I'm no angel.  I'm a witch. But don't tell my sisters I told you.
 

Piper: This is the spell we have to say ?
Phoebe: Yeah. We're lucky. If  we were men looking for women the spell requires putting a piece of honey cake in a sweaty armpit for days.
 

Hans: Morning.
Prue: Uh, excuse me but who are you ?
Piper: Who cares ?
 

Phoebe: Don't worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex.
Piper: Ewe.
 

Piper: What else can I tell you ? Um, when I get stressed I get hivesÖ.in very strange places. Which is nothing compared to what happens when I panic, believe me.
Jack: Your honesty is so refreshing.
Piper: Ah, well, it helps keep my ulcer under control.

1.06  "Wedding From Hell"

Rex: Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office.
Prue: Which sister ?
Rex: The one who upon seeing your office said "Damn, I should go back to college".
Prue: Phoebe.

Phoebe: Okay, I can't hold this in any longer. Your name isn't Piper and that's the good news. You're really Hecate, queen of the underworld. You're pregnant with the demon child, which means, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
Piper: What ?
Phoebe: Not to worry. You have plenty of time. I still have to find the jeweled poingnard to kill you with.

Piper: Hello, bickering sisters. I'm not pregnant but I am in the room. Phoebe, how did you know I took a pregnancy test ?
Phoebe: I, uh, found the box in the bathroom.
Piper: You're supposed to take the trash out, not dig through it.

Piper:  It's so romantic. Just like a fairy tale. And once Elliot is out of her spell, Jade's out of luck, no wedding, no honeymoon night.
Prue: No honeymoon, no sex and no sex, no monster child spending alternate weekends with daddy.

Piper: Stripper-eating bridesmaid ahead.
Phoebe: Keep walking.

Piper: That's easy for you to say. You'll never great your husband at the door with: "Honey, I think I froze the kids."
Prue: No, I've just accidentally moved them to another zip code.
Phoebe: But I will see them, find them, and bring them back safely.

1.07  "The Fourth Sister"

Phoebe: Oh. Quite possibly the finest glutes in the city.
Piper: In the state.
Phoebe: In all the land.

Phoebe: No I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens.
Piper: Oh, please. You were all over him with your breasts allÖwhatever.
Phoebe: I didn't have breasts back then.
Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts.

Piper: So we can just consider this a friendly competition.
Phoebe: Sibling rivalry.
Piper: War.
Phoebe: Exactly.

Leo: Uh, so, does Phoebe work here ?
Piper: Phoebe ? No. No. No. No. No. No. She's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now.

Phoebe: Wait, Leo, what did Piper say to you ?
Leo: Uh, it doesn't matter, really just forget it.
Phoebe: Well, whatever she said, you should probably take it with a grain of salt, ëcuz  sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. But, not to worry her shrinks are on it.

1.08  "The Truth Is Out There And It Hurts"

Piper: You really can't see it ?
Phoebe: Are you kidding ? It looks like that thing has a life of its own. So you really told of Martin, huh ?
Piper: No, I lied. I chickened out.

Prue: Thanks. Is this leaded ?
Piper: Nope.
Prue: It's not ?
Piper: Never has been. I just say this because it's ridiculous to make two pots of coffee when you're the only one who drinks diesel.

Leo: Morning, ladies. I should be able to finish the stairs today.
Piper: Okay, um, Iíll make some more coffee.
Phoebe: And Iíll bring it to you.
Piper: Oh, here we go again, right ?
Phoebe: Piper, we both know the only reason I like Leo is because you do. Okay, I have no idea why I just said that.

Phoebe: I can't believe it.
Prue: Look who's talking. Little Miss Spell of the week.
Phoebe: No, no. I mean I can't believe you actually took my advice. The biggest pooper at the Wicca party has finally used her power for personal gain. It's about time.

Piper: Oh my God, this could be very dangerous.
Phoebe: I'm kinda digginí it. Piper what do you really think of your boss ?
Piper: I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis. Oh my God, I'm gonna be so fired.

Phoebe: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
Piper: A premonition.
Phoebe: No an epiphany. So you're telling me that everyone I ask a question to has to answer with the truth ?
Prue: I think so, yes. But that also means if we get asked a question, we have to answer the truth.
Phoebe: I can work around that. This is cool, very cool.

Prue: Is there any particular reason why you're such a bitch to me ?
Hannah: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
Rex: Well, nothing like a bit of inter-office rivalry to get those competitive juices flowing.

Phoebe: She's carrying.
Piper: Carrying what ?
Phoebe: A baby. She's pregnant.
Piper: OhhÖ
Phoebe: No, no. She's doesn't know yet.
Piper: OhhÖWhat do we do ? Do we tell her ? I mean, we protect. We don't do prenatal.

1.09  "The Witch Is Back "

Phoebe: Frozen. Quick, have your way with him.
Piper: Do you never stop ?

Hannah: We may have proven the legend of the locket true and that the little witch is charmed but now we have a seventeenth century warlock running around. I think he'll stick out.
Rex: Yep, but then again if the legend does hold true. Matthew's got a one track mind. Just like we do, he won't be difficult to find. Stop worrying, Hannah. You're gonna get wrinkles on your horns.

Piper: Maybe Andy can help.
Prue: Oh, yeah. You want to have that conversation with him ? "Hey Andy, I hate to bother you but this seventeenth century warlock is trying to kill me and my sisters. Any thoughts ?"
Piper: Okay, it was a bad idea.

Phoebe: Okay, come on you guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember we made a blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters.
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
Prue: Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. Don't hand me that knife.

Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our atticÖ..
Phoebe: Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyesÖ..
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood ?

Prue: We weren't all troublemakers, Phoebe.
Phoebe: I was not a troublemaker. I was justÖ..
Piper: A pain.
Phoebe: A free spirit.
Prue: A handful.

1.10 "Wicca Envy"

Phoebe: Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW.
Prue: SHW?
Phoebe: Single hot witch.

Phoebe: If you ran an employment agency wouldn't you want me?
Prue: Maybe, but I'd definitely want my suit back.
Phoebe: No, this is part of your old wardrobe. I'm just recycling.
Prue: Well the environment thanks you.
Phoebe: But take it off. Yeah, I know! I know!

Phoebe: You, Leo, last night, dish.

Piper: Well it's been awhile since I you know... I was a little nervous and I kinda kept-freezing him.
Prue: Piper, you didn't!
Piper: I didn't mean to-the first time.

Phoebe: I mean between you and Leo and Prue the new hot Wicca woman, and me... soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that. The moment somebody says that everything always goes south.
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him! Oh, I couldn't help it! It was so good!

Piper: Leo, I need to call you back, something's about to come up.

Rex: This is getting ridiculous.
Piper: This is getting ridiculous.
Prue: No eerie is more like it.
Phoebe: I will be right back.
Piper: Don't worry. I'll just keep freezing them until they give up.
Rex: You're a miserable witch.
Prue: What's the matter?
Piper: I don't know. I feel like calling a shrink for some reason.

Leo: Is it all right if I go upstairs and fix the bathroom sink?
Phoebe: Oh, knock yourself out Leo. (after he leaves) Did anyone ever think that maybe he's a warlock?
Piper: Why is it always someone I'm dating that gets accused of being that? Don't answer that! (the phone rings) Answer that. It's safer.

Phoebe: Prue was right about Rex, which means I'm dating a warlock.
Piper: Been there, done that.

Phoebe: We have to get Prue out before Rex makes his move on us.
Piper: But we can't break her out.
Phoebe: Yes we can, we're witches. All you have to do is freeze the guards and then unlock Prue's cell.
Piper: Me, what about you?
Phoebe: Somebody's got to stay out here in case something goes wrong. (grabs door handle) Ready? On three.
Piper: No Phoebe.
Phoebe: Three. (throws open the door and Piper freezes the guard then runs inside. Phoebe closes the door.) Totally cool power. I hate you.

Piper: What the hell was that?
Phoebe: I think you just answered your own question.

Piper: You're leaving, aren't you?
Leo: Yeah, afraid so.
Piper: Do you really have to go?
Leo: Well I fixed everything I came here to fix. But I'll be back, promise. Nothing can keep me away from you too long.

Prue: However we got our powers back, I certainly don't want to risk losing them again.
Piper: I second that.
Phoebe: Third.
Prue: So witches forever?
Phoebe: And damn proud of it.

1. 11 "Feats of Clay"

Piper: People don't like to dwell on things that end badly.
Prue: Yeah, well I wish my relationships ended that badly. Did you hear them last night? There was music, there was wine, there was-
Piper: Talking. And how do you know there was wine?
Prue: Okay so I peeked. Well, you know, if nobody tells me anything I have to get creative.

Prue: Excuse me, did you say tomorrow?
Claire: Did I stutter?

Phoebe: Oh couldn't you just skip a step or two?
Prue: Phoebe, I cannot risk this auction house's reputation on something like this without checking on it first.
Phoebe: Come on, come on, come on, I will uh- what will I do? I will... cook you dinner!
Prue: Oh, don't threaten me... Fine, I'll see what I can do.

Prue: Look I just get this really bad feeling about Clay. I can't explain it.
Piper: I can. You don't think he's good enough for her, just like you didn't think Jeremy was good enough for me. Of course in his case you were right, but that's not the point.

Phoebe: What?
Prue: Nothing... I can worry about my little sister, can't I?
Phoebe: Don't ever stop.

Prue: Who are you?
Man: You must be Prue.
Prue: Same question. Who are you?

Phoebe: We can't live together forever! What do we expect, to be sixty years old and still be sharing clothes and a cat?
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no! I don't want to live with you anymore!

Doug: (to Phoebe) I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Piper: I don't believe you will! Off limits!

Phoebe: Okay, stop, stop! Okay, go, go...

Piper: Maybe this would have happened sooner if I would've kept my little Wiccan nose out of their business...

1.12  "The Wendigo"

Phoebe: We still need to take a trip to the Army-Navy store.
Prue: Why ?
Phoebe: To get a flare gun.
Piper: Screw you bitch !
Phoebe: Okay, I think we need to hurry.

Phoebe: Besides that's your world. I need to find one of my own.
Prue: You will.
Piper: Just stay out of my world or Iíll kill you. Kidding. It's a joke.

1.13  "From Fear To Eternity "

Phoebe: I know, I know, but choosing the right good luck charm is a very big decision.
Prue: If they all bring good luck, what's the worse that can happen if you choose the wrong one?
Phoebe: Alright, you know, this is why I like shopping with Piper.

Prue: Oh, that outfit looks great on you.
Phoebe: Thank you for giving it to me.
Piper: Wait, you gave her that outfit ?
Prue: Yeah, it was an early birthday present.
Phoebe: For the next three years.
Piper: Are you feeling okay ?
Prue: I am fine.

Morris: I can't believe you're wearing the serial shoes again.
Andy: They're my good luck charms.
Morris: They're embarrassing.

Prue: What exactly are you implying ?
Andy: Prue, if you were in my shoes, what would you think ?
Prue: First of all, nobody should be in those shoes.
Morris: Told you.

1.14 "Secrets And Guys"

Piper: Phoebe, you could never keep a secret.
Phoebe: Oh. That is so not true.
Piper: Ok. Maybe Prue's surprise birthday party.
Prue: Guess again.
Piper: You knew ?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: Phoebe, you swore you wouldn't tell her.
Phoebe: I'm sorry. Ok ? It was an accident.

Leo: Well, she will. In the meantime, you must help me keep my secret or I could get into trouble. Piper and Prue can never know what I really am.
Phoebe: Me ? Keep a secret ? Hello, wrong Halliwell.

1.15 "Is There A Woogy In The House?"

Phoebe: Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
Prue: Would that be the Phoebe jeebies?

Piper: So, what's the verdict?
Gas man: Bad.
Prue: Bad as in destroy my entire dinner party, or bad as in you can fix it quickly, it'll just cost more than my entire education?
Gas man: By tonight, there will be no more problems.
Prue: Oookay, I'm off.

Piper: Yeah, well I grew up in a house with two sisters. And I know how to do this!
(Piper freezes Josh)
Oh wait. I can't. I can't use my powers for personal gain. But-but it's not really personal gain, exactly. Uh, damn! You can keep the wine!

Piper: (carrying groceries through the door) Don't worry! I can handle it all myself. It's me, the culinary pachyderm!

Piper: Phoebe has a new power. She thinks of something and Poof-it appears!

Prue: I smell Book of Shadows. Did you do something?
Phoebe: Okay, I just saved Piper's ass. Where were you?

Piper: Try cooking a feast when your own kitchen is attacking you!

Prue: Something weird is going on.

Phoebe: Welcome to Halliwell Manor. My name is Phoebe. I'll be your cruise director this evening.

Piper: Okay go, go go! Mingle, mingle, mingle!

Piper: Sabotage! I am being sabotaged!

Piper: This a complete and total disaster! Somebody just kill me now and spare me the agony of cleanup!
Phoebe: Ask and you shall receive.

Josh: And people pay you to do this?
Piper: Phoebe, could you please escort Mr. CONGENIALITY out of here-now please.

Phoebe: You don't live here anymore!

Prue: Yeah, well you know Claire. Once she gets her claws into something she can't seem to forget about it.
Josh: (looking at Piper) You know I've met people like that.

Prue: And last but not least metal.
Piper: Tiffany's.
Prue: Cute. Um natural metal.

Piper: Our house was built in the center of a pentagram.

Prue: Oh my, she's frozen.
Piper: Good.
Prue: No, no, no. Remember, our powers don't work on good witches?
Piper: Oh that means she'sÖ
Prue: We've lost her.

Prue: Phoebe, this isn't you.
Phoebe: Give the girl a prize!

Prue: Oh god! Oh, are you okay?
Piper: No, I'm not! And neither are you. We're locked in this house and our sister is trying to kill us!

Prue: We've tried everything, Piper. Besides, the only way to help Phoebe is from inside.
Piper: Help her kill us maybe.

Phoebe: Please, you've got to help me, down in the basement!
Piper: Trap.
Prue: Yeah, well what else can we do?
Piper: We could not go to the basement. I'd vote for that.

Prue: She knows the story by heart.
Piper: Something tells me she's not in the mood to share.

I am light
I am one too strong to fight
Return to dark
Where shadows dwell
You cannot have this Halliwell
Go away
And leave my sight
And take away
This endless night

-Phoebe saying the spell to vanquish the Woogyman

1.16 "Which Prue Is It Anyway?"

Prue: Phoebe.
Phoebe: Ooh, hi. I uh...I was just uhÖ
Piper: Opening up a can of whoop ass.

Piper: I'm gonna have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink if I want to get to work on time. Do you know which one is the real Prue yet ?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. It could be the upstairs bathroom hogging Prue, or the downstairs bathroom hogging Prue, or the sitting in the kitchen drinking all the coffee Prue.

Pink Prue: We do that a lot don't we ? Check in with our sisters, make sure that they're okay. Don't you think that if there was a problem, they would call us and let us know.
Real Prue: Phoebe, Iíll call you back. I have to go yell at myself.

Prue: So, you guys need to tell the other me. We might be having this conversation all over again.
Piper: I'm not talking to that clone.
Prue: You have to.
Phoebe: Did anybody take notes ?
Piper: I'm not talking to that clone.

Phoebe: And the end of crowded bathrooms, the end of no hot water and the end of three Prue's hogging al the good clothes.
Prue: You know one day you might hear what you actually sound like.
Phoebe: And I will find myself sassy and delightful.
Prue: I won't count on it. Alright, to me, myself and I and to you guys. I couldn't have done it without you, thank you.

1.17  "That 70ís Episode"

Piper: And you saw us, as kids? Oh this can't be happening. I'm getting a migraine.
Phoebe: Better not, I don't think Advilís been invented yet.

Phoebe: Nothing. Uh, let me be the first to say that we're screwed.
Prue: No, okay, at least we're alive. I mean if we'd stayed in our time Nicholas would of killed us. We barely got away as it was.. is.. will be . . you know. I've never been good with tenses.

Prue: It is.. was.. you know what I mean.

Prue: Yeah, how do we not have powers ? I mean little Prue and little Piper, they have powers.
Piper: I don't know. Maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time in the same time.
Prue: Thank you, Mr. Spock.

Little Prue: That's my doll.
Little Piper: You gave it to me.
Little Prue: No I didn't. You stole it.
Prue: That's true. You did steal it.
Piper: I did not! Shh!
Prue: She knows you did.
Piper: Shh!
Little Prue uses her power to steal the doll from little Piper.
Piper: Hey, that's not fair!

Little Prue: You're pretty.
Prue: So are you.
Piper: Oh, give me a break.

Little Piper: If you're really family prove it.
Piper: Prove it ? How the hell are we supposed to do that ?
Prue: Piper!
Little Piper: Piper ? Your name's Piper too?

Piper: I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.
Prue: Yeah, well, it should make for a pretty interesting defense.

Grams: What happened ?
Patty: Where did you go ?
Piper: We didn't go anywhere. We were just standing here and the next thing we knewÖ.
Phoebe: We were standing here.

Piper: What ? I'm supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers ëcause they came from a creep ? If that was the rule we'd never have flowers in this house.

1.18 "When Bad Warlocks Go Good"

Piper: Now they have got the right idea.
Phoebe: Who, the nuns ?
Piper: Yep, nice safe environment.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you like monks.
Piper: Stress free, no need to worry about guys, no wardrobe.
Phoebe: No wardrobe ? Okay, now you're scaring me.

Phoebe: Hello ? Oh, hello Josh, how are you?
Piper: I will call him back.
Phoebe: Yeah, she's right here, hold on a sec. Oops.
Piper: You're doodie.

Phoebe: Well, that's great. I knew you'd have a great time.
Piper: No, Phoebe, this is exactly what I did not want to happen. Is that water I hear running ?
Phoebe: Uh, water ? I don't know, maybe just a little. Hey, you know, just out of curiosity, if you were the water shut of valve, where would you be ?

Phoebe: I know, I know. But you had a good time, right ?
Piper: Unfortunately.
Phoebe: Do you confuse yourself when you do that ?

Prue: Hey, um, you can sleep in my room and Iíll sleep with Piper.
Brendan: Why ?
Prue: Because Phoebe kicks.

1.19 "Blind Sided "

Prue: Piper being outted would only make our lives worse.
Piper: We don't know that. At least I could tell Dee what we were doing and give her some hope.
Phoebe: No, Prue's right. If we're exposed we're gonna have every crazy hounding us day and night.
Prue: Not to mention the media circus on our front lawn. Remember ET ?

1.20 "The Power Of Two "

Prue: Found it.
Piper: Thank God. Didn't you hear me looking for this ? What are you doing on the furniture ?

Prue: Okay, look. I am really sorry that the furnace exploded but you are just gonna have to handle it on your own. Okay ?
Phoebe: Okay, Prue, if this ghost is on the mainlandÖ.
Prue: Don't forget to buy tampons at the market. (turns back her boss who's been eavesdropping) Just uh.. Singed eyebrows.

Prue: Okay, so then how do we say the spell?
Phoebe: Our spirits would have to say it. Meaning one of us would have to die for it to actually work.
Prue: Keep looking.
Phoebe: Right.

Phoebe: Welcome, to our little shop of horrors.

Phoebe: Hey, you guys since we don't know how to vanquish the ghost we have to try to stop him from killing his next.. victim. Am I interrupting something ?
Andy: No, we're done. What do you mean stop him from killing his next victim ? How do we do that ?
Phoebe: I have a power too you know.

Phoebe: What was that ?
Prue: Ah, probably a zombie or vampire.
Phoebe: Great, where's Buffy when you need her ?

Prue: Okay, perfect, there it is, Jackson Ward. Do you have the picture ?(reading caption) Hey Jackson let's party ?
Phoebe: Okay, well, I couldn't think of anything else to write.

Prue: One killer cocktail. Literally. Little bit of oleander, St. Jensen weed, blood wart, among other things. Stops the heart immediately.
Phoebe: Okay, you're scaring me. Where did you learn to do that ?
Prue: Book of Shadows.
Phoebe: Where ? Under Dr. Kavorkian ?

1.21 "Love Hurts"

Phoebe: Wait, we have to switch our powers back.
Piper: Not until I heal Leo.
Phoebe: Piper we have to go get Daisy.
Piper: And I have to heal him. I'm not losing him again!

Prue: Remember, when I first got my powers? It was anger that triggered it
So I need to push your buttons.
Phoebe: Okay, it's not so easy to break me.
Prue: What was it in highschool that the guys started calling you after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers?
Phoebe: It's not gonna work.
Prue: What was that? Oh yeah... Freebie! (Phoebe turns and a book rack spins, spilling books across the floor) Well class is over.
Phoebe: Uh, you know that was just a rumor right?

Prue: Okay, now would be a very good time to get angry. Oooh, Grandma's car-fender dented, um you got blamed for it, I did it. (Phoebe throws the dark lighter across the room)
Phoebe: I got grounded for that Prue!

Leo: When I die...
Piper: You're not gonna die.
Leo: When it happens, know this is where I want to be. I love you.

Daisy: It's better off that I leave. Trust me. I have to go.
Piper: Don't you dare! Leo gave up his life to bring you here. If you leave Alec will find you for sure and Leo's death will mean nothing. You're not going anywhere.

Piper: He could have stayed with us. He could've fought harder.
Phoebe: He was in pain. He had to let go.
Piper: He didn't have to. Our magic's never failed before. I cast the spell I took his power. All he had to do was show me how to do it and he never did!
Phoebe: How can you be mad at him?
Piper: Because it should've worked! Prue's having premonitions and you figured out how to use her power. Why couldn't I find the trigger? Why couldn't he just help me... give me his power...
Phoebe: He wanted to live. He didn't want to leave you... It's hard to lose someone you love.

Piper: I love you, Leo. (she cries and her hands suddenly start to glow) I found it. Leo, I love you, can you hear me? I love you, Leo, please hear me. Listen...
Leo: Piper!
Piper: Oh thank god... I tried so hard and I couldn't make it work before. Why didn't you tell me?

Prue: It's hate. Hate is his trigger.
Phoebe: Then hate him.
Prue: No problem.

Leo: The last thing I remember, I was bandaging a soldier's head wound and I felt this sharp pain. And the next thing I know I was floating, surrounded by whitelighters. They offered me immortality and a chance to help special people like you. And I never once ever doubted that I didn't make the right choice...until I met you. Ever since all I can think is how I'd give it up to have a mortal life again, to have a family, to grow old...with you.

Phoebe: Having your power was like wearing a dress that was too tight. Not that that would ever happen.

Prue: I don't know Pheebs. We still have some serious problems.
Phoebe: Oh, problems are for Monday mornings. What do you say?
Prue: It's gonna be a hell of a Monday morning, but until then... (they toast with their pineapples)

1.22 "Deja Vu All Over Again"

Piper: Oh thank god. The segment producer's gonna be here any minute. And I'm a complete and total wreck. I thought I was gonna have to pull a Celine Dion and wear my dress backwards.

Phoebe: Why'd you do that?
Piper: What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cash strapped single restaurant manager who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?
Phoebe: And the cat...don't forget our cat.

Phoebe: Feel better now?
Piper: A very little.
Phoebe: Good. Then unfreeze that bitch in heels. You've got a segment to shoot and we've got a demon to find.

Phoebe: Okay, pinch me.
Prue: What?
Phoebe: No, I mean it, pinch me. I want to make sure I'm awake. Because if I am, I am having one killer deja vu.

Phoebe: Prue I am not nuts, okay maybe just a little, but that's irrelevant here.

Phoebe: Okay, Joanne here is the network food segment producer. She's about to brag about how she's happily married to some rich guy, how she's following her dreams, how she's had a really bad nose job...okay I added the last part.

Piper: Uh, Joanne, I-I'm so sorry but I can't do the segment right now, um something's happened, something bad. I have to go.
Joanne: What, run out of marinera sauce?
Piper: Look, I know I don't have the flashy job, or the flashy ring or the flashy designer suit, but that doesn't make me less than you or anybody else. And just because I may not have realized my dreams yet like you think you have doesn't mean I won't find a way to do exactly that. And when I do you can be damn sure I'll be doing it with my own nose and not the one some discount doctor gave me.

Winds of time gather round
Give me wings to speed my way
Rush me on my journey forward
Let tomorrow be today.
-Prue

Prue: We may not be murderers but we're no angels either.