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4.01 "Charmed Again"

Piper:  I don't understand why magic can't fix this, why it can't bring Prue back.  It's not like we haven't cheated death before.  I don't understand why this time is any different.
Phoebe:  Because Leo can't heal the dead, Piper, you know that.
Piper:  There's other magic, magic that we've used before.  Scrying, calling a lost witch, reversing
time.  It's like the book just deserted us and deserted Prue and I don't understand why!
Phoebe:  We lost our sister.  How can we ever understand that?  We have tried every magical way to bring her back...but we can't.  She's gone.

Phoebe:  We have to get some rest.  Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral.

Phoebe:  We're still witches aren't we?
Cole:  Yeah, but you're not the Charmed Ones anymore.

Leo: Honey...we have to go.
Piper: I don't want to go.
Leo: Why not?
Piper: Because if I go then it'll mean that Prue's really not coming back...and I don't think I can handle that.
Leo: We can handle it together.
Piper: She's been there my whole life. I've always had a big sister. And I don't know how to live without one.

Piper:  Don't you understand?  You healed the wrong sister.  You saved me because I'm your damn wife and you should have saved her because she was the best, because she was-- you should--... Why did they put us through so much for it to end this way?

Cole:  Honey, what are you doing?
Phoebe:  Uh, I'm cleaning.
Cole:  You don't clean.  You hate cleaning.
Phoebe:  I know, but it's better than fallin' apart, isn't it?

Phoebe:  That girl is our innocent, so we have to try and save her.
Piper:  Says who?  Why do we have to?
Leo:  Piper.
Piper:  What?  Do you really expect us to keep doing this after what happened, to keep risking our lives? Do they?
Leo:  Piper, keep your voice down.
Piper:  No, Leo, I won't!  I don't want to do this anymore, ok?  It--It's over.  You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister.

Grams:  I'm not allowed to tell you now, just like you're not allowed to see her, at least, not for awhile, anyway.
Piper:  Why?
Grams:  Because seeing Prue, speaking to her keeps her alive for you, which keeps you from being able to move on with your life, to continue your destiny.
Piper:  What destiny, ok? It's over.  It's done.  Prue is gone, and I--
Grams:  I know, sweetie, I know.  But if there's one thing you've learned over the past three years, it's that there's a reason for everything, which means there's a reason for this, too.  Your destiny still awaits.

Paige:  If I tell you all about Paige, and you use it against me, I will get out my voodoo doll and make you sorry you're a man.

Shane:  Did you ever try to meet the sisters?  Ask them about it?
Paige:  Hi, I think your mom abandoned me at birth. What's for dinner?  No, I don't think so.

Phoebe:  I think this is the right place.  But maybe we should try one of the other rooftops just to make sure?
Cole:  Or...we should follow your first instincts and stay right here.
Phoebe:  Maybe, but what if I'm wrong?  That girl will get killed.
Cole:  You can't save every innocent, Phoebe, or stop every demon.
Phoebe:  Well, I have to stop this one.  I just hope that by me saying the vanquishing spell, it wounds him enough that you can take him out.
Cole:  I've got a better idea.  How about you and me go someplace, you know, drop off the face of the earth, disappear?
Phoebe:  Don't tempt me.

Phoebe:  All right, any ideas?
Cole:  A couple.
Phoebe:  I mean about what we do now.  We can't just keep watching, it's just not right.
Cole:  You're right.  We shouldn't just keep watching.
Phoebe:  Ok, very good.

Piper:  Isn't it obvious by now that our only destiny is to die?

Piper:  Your destiny still awaits, she says.  There's a reason for everything, she says.  So it's time to summon her transparent butt back here and find out exactly what that reason is.

Cole:  Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree I see.

Cole:  And I thought my family was screwed up.

Grams:  All right, fine.  You caught us. Congratulations.  So what are you going to do about it, shoot us?
Phoebe:  Easy, Grams.  Not all of us are dead, remember?

Grams:  Well, what are you waiting for?  Just write a spell...get rid of him.
Phoebe:  Get rid of him?
Grams:  You know what I mean.  Dump him somewhere. Anywhere...With all the witches in this room, we ought to be able to do something with him.  I mean, just start rhyming.  Uh...take him back, take him away, remove him now, don't let him stay.
Phoebe:  Oh, uh...We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to...Timbuktu!
Piper:  Timbuktu?  You sent him to Timbuktu?
Phoebe:  Alright, well it was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with undo.

Piper: I donít understand. How can you keep healing innocents but you canít figure out a way to heal yourself.
Leo: Itís kind of hard to heal myself when Iím knocked out.
Phoebe: Leo, how is it possible for an angel to even get knocked out. I mean, you are, after all, technically dead.
Leo: Three years together and now youíre asking these questions?
Piper: I think the more appropriate question is how does a Whitelighter get somebody knocked up?

Leo: So The Source was there at the church?
Phoebe: Well the gargoyles werenít exactly whistling dixie.
Piper: Plus something pretty powerful knocked us on our asses.
Cole: But if he was there, why didnít he try to kill Paige?
Phoebe: Maybe he didnít kill want to go up against the Charmed Ones.
Cole: No, that doesnít make sense. He knows that Paige is new to her powers. If ever there was a time to attackÖ
Leo: Wait a minute. What if heís not trying to kill her anymore, what if heís trying to lure her to his side?
Phoebe: Translation please?
Cole: The mythological window.
Leo: Thereís a window of opportunity, an opening.
Cole: 48 hours.
Leo: Right, 48 hours where a nascent witch who hasnít chosen to use her powers for good or evil yet can be swayed either way.
Phoebe: Wait, so all he has to do is cast a spell on her?
Cole: No, he canít. It has to be her choice but he can tempt her; entice her. If he gets her to use her powers for evilÖ
Leo: She becomes evil forever.
Piper: Who makes up these cockamamie rules? Oh never mindÖ

Paige: I just feel like a part of me lost her too and I just felt drawn to her, to all you guys. I guess it was just a part of me trying to find out who I was.
Piper: Youíre not truly one of us until youíve dated a demon. Welcome to the club.

4.02 "Hell Hath No Fury"

Piper: Okay, turn left up here. And can you step on the gas a little?
Phoebe: Off the gas! Off the gas!
Cole: Does somebody else want to drive here?

Cole: They're coming after you anyway, Piper. The Source is coming after you.
Phoebe: And we won't be ready for him because instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we're out hunting for every Tom, Dick and Beelzebub in San Francisco.

Cole: He's gonna blow!
(Phoebe and Cole jump into the car and as the demon explodes Cole turns on the windscreen wipers as green goo splaters over the car. Piper walks over to the car and opens the door)
Piper: Next!

Cole: If you insist on taking these suicide missions, you force me to be there because there's no way in hell I'm about to let Phoebe lose another sister.

Paige: Okay, book, protect yourself. (Paige walks over and opens the attic window and drops the Book of Shadows out. It lands on the grass.)

Phoebe: Piper, Cole and I do not support you in this. If you insist on doing it, you are going in alone.
Piper: Okay. I'll see you at home.
Phoebe: (to Cole) I told you that wouldn't work.

Piper: Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows?

Piper: You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
Paige: You think I did this on purpose? My body was perfectly fine just as it was. Thank you.

Phoebe: No, but I found the demons. Oh my God.
Paige: What? You can't say demons followed by 'oh my god'. I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.

Paige: I think I need to sit down.

Phoebe: My sister is a fury, my boyfriend is a demon... Oh baby, you're bleeding. (She kneels down next to Cole.)

Paige: I'm trying to do that orb thingy. I can't seem to get the hang of it though. (Cole yells at her, paige gets a fright and she orbs in and out.) What happened?

Paige: How are you?
Piper: I've had bad hours and hours that aren't quite so bad.

Paige: Yeah. When my parents died, there were some days I didn't think I'd survive the sadness. It'll never be okay that she's gone, Piper. But I promise, it will get better.

Paige: It's my first war wound. I think I'll wear it with pride.

Mr. Cowan: And you are?
Piper: I'm her sister.

4.05 "A Knight To Remember"

 Phoebe: Look at me, I look like a drowned rat. I need my blow dryer.
 Piper: Pretend you're camping.
 Phoebe: I hate camping.

 Phoebe: We can't keep living without electricity, it's medieval.

 Piper: We still need the Power of Three to vanquish him, and unfortunately, number 3 lives across town

 Paige: Oh my God, it's 9:00 I'm so screwed!
 Glenn: Can't you just be a little late?
 Paige: I'm already a little late.
 Glenn: Can't you just be a lot late?

 Leo: Well bye!
 Phoebe: What do ya mean "bye", we just got here?
 Leo: Well ya know I don't wanna leave Paige unprotected.
 Piper: Is she home?
 Leo: Yeah she's home, she's just a little uh, indisposed at the moment.
 Piper: Wait wait, you watch? What are you like a peeping angel?
 Leo: Well I didn't see anything!
 Piper: Uhh?
 Leo: All right just a little!

 Phoebe: (comes in Paige's apartment with her eyes covered) Sorry to interrupt can't see a thing!
 Piper: Phoebe!
 Paige: What Piper, Leo, what the hell is going on?
 Phoebe: I know this looks bad, but its very important, believe me, Whoa!
 Piper: (slaps Phoebe's arm)
 Glenn: Who are they?
 Paige: Oh the soon to be EX sisters I was telling you about!

 Glenn: Don't worry plane leaves tomorrow.
 Piper: Plane, what plane?
 Paige: Never mind, this better be important!
 Phoebe: I can't use my blow dryer!

 Piper: So have you been attacked by the shocker demon yet?
 Leo: No she hasn't.
 Paige: (to Leo) How would you know?
 Phoebe: Because he's been watching you the past week or so. Just for your own protection.
 Paige: You've been watching me?!
 Leo: Well I didn't see anything.
 Phoebe: At least nothing very interesting.
 Piper: Right!
 Paige: That's it, out!
 Piper: But but but we need to talk to you about the shocker demon because....
 Paige: OUT!
 Phoebe: We can't vanquish him without the Power of Three!
 Paige: OUT!
 Piper: And you're not at the manor so, however
 Paige: OUT! (clears them out of her apartment and slams the door in their faces)
 Phoebe: (cheerfully) Well that went fairly well!
 Paige: (leans against the door and rolls her eyes) Unbelievable!

 Paige: (pounding on the manor doors)
 Piper: Alright Alright!
 Paige: At least I knocked!
 Phoebe: Hi Paige!

 Piper: What do ya think about moving in with us?
 Paige: Excuse me!?
 Piper: Well... That's what we came to talk to you about. Ya know we're tired of being attacked by demons here and not being able
 to do anything about it.
 Phoebe: Yeah but we could do something about it, if we lived together then we could be together and that's when we're the
 strongest. (Smiles) What do ya say?
 Paige: (Smiles) Are you out of your freaking minds? (Stomps up the stairs)
 Piper: Don't people usually storm out of the house when they're angry?

 Phoebe: So you're not even going to consider this?
 Paige: Nope! (flipping the book wildly)
 Piper: Why not?
 Paige: Because if it was that easy for you guys to barge into my room all the way across town, imagine how easy it would be if I
 actually lived here!
 Piper: Ok could you stop looking at the book for a second?
 Paige: No, it's my book too! (still flipping)
 Piper: (serious) If you lived here you could look at it all the time!
 Paige: (finally stops flipping) I understand why you're asking me, I really do. Its just, I don't want being a witch to take over my life,
 its just too much responsibility.
 Phoebe: If you're looking for the shocker demon spell, we already found it.
 Paige: (goes back to flipping) I'm not I'm....
 Piper: What?.. Look you may not want to share a bathroom, but when it comes to that book it concerns all of us.

 Paige: (spell to call the prince) Bring together my prince and me. Let him fall on bended knee. I summon him to my side, that he
 may take me to be his destined bride.

 Prince: Why do you run from me?
 Paige: Why are you chasing me?
 Prince: Because we were meant to be together.
 Paige: That is not true! Does this look like King Arthur's Court buddy?
 Prince: It doesn't matter, we are meant to conceive an heir together.
 Paige: Urmm! Stop saying that!
 Phoebe: (smiling) You guys want some privacy?
 Paige: This is not funny! (looks to a plate) Plate! (plate move to her hands as she smashes it against the prince's head)
 Phoebe/Piper: Ohh!
 Paige: Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt you?
 Prince: You could never hurt me my love! (starts to kiss her hand)
 Paige: Piper do that thing you do.
 Piper: I, I don't wanna blow him up.
 Paige: Well risk it!, he's using his tongue!
 Piper: Uh (freezes the prince)
 Paige: Thank God chivalry is dead he is getting on my last nerve!
 Phoebe: Ok well he must be under some kinda spell.
 Piper: Gee ya think?
 Paige: It's the Evil Enchantress he cast a love spell on him.
 Piper: So why is Sr. Lust-A-Lot lusting after you?
 Paige: How should I know!
 Piper: Well because its your damn fairy tale that's alive and frozen in our kitchen!

 Piper: Paige! The Charmed Ones come first!
 Phoebe: The Charmed Ones come first?
 Piper: It always worked when Prue said it.

 Phoebe: He's gone? What did he go back to fairy tale land?
 Piper: No such luck the back door is wide open.
 Phoebe: He left? What he's just wandering around in chain mail?
 Piper: It's San Francisco, nobody will notice.

 Paige: Look I've had a blast being a witch. I like the spells, I like the potions, I'm even getting used to orbing, but God I've just had
 enough!
 Leo: There is no enough Paige, You know that why are you trying to run from it?
 Paige: I don't know being hunted by the Source, ducking the Furies, being shrunken by a psycho demon, not to mention being
 chased by bedtime stories, I don't know why I wouldn't want the rest of my life to be just like that!?!

 Paige: Its just sometimes I think they want me to be Prue super witch, and I can't, I don't know how.
 Leo: I don't think they think that.
 Paige: Oh ya have you checked out her room? It's a shrine.

 Piper: Leo! We are up to our pointy little hats in demonic problems here we need her!
 Leo: She knows that.
 Phoebe: I don't understand, we're her sisters.
 Leo: That's not the reason you need her.
 Piper: Is there more to that or are you just going to leave us hanging?

 Leo: I can tell you that just wanting her to battle demons with you is not enough of a good reason to get her to move in with you
 guys.
 Piper: It's a pressing reason!!

 Piper: I don't see what the big deal is, you'd think she wanna move in with us considering the dump she lives in.
 Phoebe: Piper!
 Piper: Just wait till the shocker demon attacks her then maybe she won't be so resistant to the idea.

 Phoebe: Defiant, clever, and independent, that kinda describes Paige don't ya think?
 Piper: Yeah! Along with suborn, suborn, and more suborn!

 Phoebe: Well don't you think its just a huge coincidence that Paige's fairy tale just happened to be in the Book of Shadows and
 that this prince just happens to appear in the 21 century head over heels in love with her?
 Piper: Connect the dots will ya!
 Phoebe: Ok what if it's a memory, Paige's memory from a past life?
 Piper: Now you're reaching!
 ( A portal appears with the Evil Enchantress)
 Piper: This doesn't look good!
 (the Evil Enchantress blows Piper and Phoebe off of their feet)
 Piper: Paige!
 Evil Enchantress: Where is the prince?
 Phoebe: Still think I'm reaching?

 Phoebe: Paige's past life almost killed us, that's what happened here.
 Piper: Yeah Paige, the Evil Enchantress, some whole different lifetime came through a magical portal looking for prince-carjack.

 Leo: If she conceives his heir, dark magic will rule his kingdom forever, history will be rewritten, your future...
 Piper: We'll be screwed, the world will plunge into darkness, yada yada yada!
 Phoebe: Ok that's not helping.

 Piper: Remember how we wondering how she cast the spell on him, but he fell for you?
 Paige: Yeah?
 Phoebe: Well that's because you're her.. I mean...
 Piper: She ..you
 Phoebe: Her.. (looks to Leo) Help.
 Leo: Look what they mean is that you were the Evil Enchantress in one of your past lives.. so when you read the spell in the
 Book of Shadows, he came.
 Piper: And that's also why you remember the story so well, because you've actually lived it once before.
 Paige: Ok! I, I can deal with this. No wonder I related to her the most.. Does this mean I'm evil?
 Piper: Yeah.
 Phoebe: No!
 Piper: No!

 Phoebe: We can't let them get away!
 Piper: What are we supposed to do go back to the Middle Ages, the Dark Ages, what ever hell ages those are!?

 Paige: What am I supposed to do, hop on a bus to medieval times?

 Phoebe: Ohh are you still glad you told Paige to go for it?!
 Piper: Hey! You were the one who wanted us to be more sisterly to her!
 Phoebe: Yes, but not at the expense of being trapped in the Dark Ages where our powers are useless!
 Lady Joy: You know I still don't understand who you are, what land did you come from?
 Phoebe: ....Disney Land, future world.
 Piper: Phoebe! We're witches and we have the potion that will stop the Enchantress.
 Phoebe: Yea, lets go get her!...Oops we can't.. Because we're chained to a wall!!!

 Piper: Leo!
 Phoebe: Ohh am I so glad to see you!
 Piper/Phoebe: Ohh look out behind you!
 (Leo is pulled aside by a guard, they sword fight, then Leo head bashes him and knocks him out)
 Piper: Leo.
 Phoebe: I thought you a Pacifist.
 Leo: I didn't kill him did I?
 Piper: I, I have to tell you I find this side of you very sexy!

 (Phoebe and Piper throw the potion and binds the Evil Enchantress' powers)
 Evil Enchantress: What have you done to me?
 Leo: We bound your powers Enchantress.
 Phoebe: No more kingdom come for you!
 Piper: Not for you!

 Piper/Phoebe/Paige: Vanquish we three witches cry, one final shock and then you die!

 4.06 "Brain Drain"

 Piper: Dammit, these ones are burnt too! I think I'm losing my touch.
 Phoebe: Oh no its ok sweetie, they're just a little crisp. Ya know personally I'm glad you're not still a chef, otherwise I'd be
 300lbs by now.
 Piper: Maybe I should make another batch?
 Phoebe: Umm, Piper remember when you told me to tell you when you're obsessing?
 Piper: I'm not obsessing, I just want everything to be perfect!

 Phoebe: Got milk?
 Piper: Somebody forgot to put it on the list again.
 Phoebe: Ok well we have to be patient, ya know its gonna take Paige more than a week to get used to living here.
 Piper: Still there are common courtesies, common sense, Rules!!!

 Phoebe: Aunt Phoebe would sure like to throw you one of these one day.
 Piper: (trips over Paige's chair) Dammit! Paige!!!
 Phoebe: You're changing the subject!
 Piper: No I'm ignoring you!
 Phoebe: Well you can't ignore that beautiful little girl of yours that we saw in the future, and if my math is right you
 and-Leo-better-start-you-know-er right about now.

 (Cole shimmers in)
 Cole: Ok freeze the room and unfreeze only me.
 Piper: What?
 Cole: Just do it.
 (Piper freezes the room)
 Phoebe: Uh, please don't blow him up.
 Piper: I'll try.
 (Piper unfreezes the room)
 Cole: Uh, why is the room not frozen?
 Piper: Cole we're the only ones in the house.
 Cole: No, no actually there's a chameleon in the house.
 Phoebe: A lizard, you're worried about a lizard?
 Cole: This chameleon's a demon, one that can change into any object just to spy on you. (Looks down to a chair and bend down a
 touches quickly to make sure its real)
 Piper: You're trying to tell me the manor's supernaturally bugged?
 Cole: Huh, Has been for some time now apparently. Which is why the source hasn't attacked yet for awhile, he's been watching
 your every move. Look around, what's not supposed to be here?
 (Piper and Phoebe look around the room and spot Paige's funky colored chair)
 Piper: Hmm?....
 (Piper quickly blows it to pieces)
 Phoebe: Piper I think that was Paige's chair.
 Piper: Ya I know, it was ugly.

 (Room unfreezes)
 Cole: Uh the room just unfroze.
 Phoebe: Where'd that lamp come from?
 (Lamp turns into a demon)
 Piper/Phoebe: Wahh!
 (they get thrown over the top of the couch, Cole throws an energy ball and takes off the demon's arm, which then grows back)
 Piper: Cole get back!
 (Piper aims for the demon who ducks and she blows up the clock)
 Piper: Dammit we just got that thing fixed!
 (Paige walks down the stairs with laundry and headphones on, Cole throws an energy ball again at the demon who is in front of
 Paige, the demon ducks and Paige orbs and the energy ball hits her laundry, every one looks towards where she is)
 Paige: What the hell happened?
 Piper: The freakin furniture just attacked!

 Paige: Is there anyway to claim this kind of damage on our home-owners insurance policy?
 Piper: Usually not.
 Paige: What I can just expect my furniture to get blown up?
 Phoebe: Get ready to expect the unexpected, that's rule number one in the Halliwell manor.
 Piper: Wanna learn the rest?

 Phoebe: (to Becca) Will you excuse us for a moment?
 Phoebe: What are you out of your mind? You can't go. Piper we have to scry for that demon.
 Piper: It doesn't take three sisters to scry, you and Paige can do it and then call me when you find him.
 Phoebe: Piper!
 Piper: Phoebe, look ok the bottom line is, if I'm ever gonna have kids then I need to have a life first, which means I need to be a
 human first and then a witch later ok? Get it, got it, good.
 (Phoebe purposely stands in front of the door so Piper can't get out)
 Piper: Stop it! Get outta the way! (to Becca) Hi! Bye Leo!

 (Leo orbs into the baby shower)
 Piper: What are you doing here? No guys allowed!

 (To Wendy)
 Piper: Uh Wendy, I'm sorry, I gotta go something's come up.
 Wendy: But we haven't even had the cake yet, you're gonna miss the best part.
 Piper: Ya, I know, the story of my life.

 Piper: Oww, my head hurts!

 Piper: (spell to vanquish the chameleon) Evil hiding in plane sight, I use this spell with all my might, to stop your changing form and
 shape, this vanquish seals your fate!
 Guy Nurse: That really doesn't rhyme, does it? (Piper glares at him) Sorry.

 Piper: Let go of me, I gotta blow him up, I'm gonna blow you up!

 Piper: I don't need his help, Leo I need your help. Get this guy off'a me so I can use my powers!
 Doctor Leo: Piper you don't have powers, you're not a witch, you don't save innocents, you never did.

 Insane Paige: This isn't fare its my house too!! I can do anything I want, you're hurting me!
 Piper: Paige a demon took over the house! Orb the heck outta here!

 (Cole shimmers in covered in demon goo)
 Phoebe: Cole, OhmyGod!
 Cole: I just found out that Piper's in the underworld, I think the source has her.
 Phoebe: The source, how, how do you know?
 Cole: From another chameleon demon, I kinda,... squeezed it outta him.

 Insane Paige: I though I wasn't good enough for your little coven!
 Piper: Paige you are under a spell, you don't know what you're talking about.
 Insane Paige: I tried to be your friend, I even played your stupid witchy games, but all you could do was complain about me and
 my stuff and how I didn't compare to your beloved Prue!
 Piper: I never said that.
 Insane Paige: Um! You don't have to say it, it's obvious the way you treat me. You don't even like me!
 Piper: Paige, that's ridiculous we're sisters!
 Doctor Alister: You don't have any sisters, you're an only child Piper:
 Piper: I'm gonna be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass!

 Doctor Alister: You use it to explain things you can't accept, just like your roommate did before she got better, Prue.
 Piper: Don't you dare talk about Prue!
 Insane Paige: Here we go again, say Prue!!

 Doctor Alister: Accept your reality.
 Piper: You let me outta these restraints, I'll show you some reality!

 Piper: LEO, LEO!!
 Insane Paige: Ugh, would ya stop with the "Leo, Leo" you're making me crazier than I already am!

 Piper: Phoebe, Phoebe untie me, hurry, hurry, hurry!
 Insane Phoebe: Alright stop obsessing.
 Piper: I'm not obsessing, I'm..., what are you eating?
 Insane Phoebe: Chocolate chip cookies, not sure why.
 Insane Paige: Got milk? Ooo, Don't think so!

 Insane Paige: Hurry up lonney-toons get me outta here!

 Piper: Where's Phoebe?
 Insane Paige: Who cares?
 Insane Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.
 Piper: For what?
 Insane Phoebe: Well for flying silly!

 Insane Cole: You can't hurt me! I'm the mighty Belthazor!
 Insane Phoebe: Stop it he's not evil any more, he's good!
 (Piper hits the Guy nurse over the head with the broom, the nurse lands on a pile of chairs)
 Insane Paige: Well he sure flew!

 (Insane Phoebe gives Piper a note book with a hand drawn Charmed symbol and "Book of Shadows" written across the cover,
 inside are pictures and words written messily)
 Piper: Oh God!, You are nuts!

 Piper: White lights, I see white lights all around you.
 Doctor Leo: That's the pain killer.
 Piper: No, you're my white-lighter.

 Phoebe/Paige: (spell to get into Piper's mind) Life to life and mind to mind, our spirits now will  intertwine. We meld our souls and
 journey to, the ones whose thoughts we wish we knew.

 Phoebe: I think it worked.
 Paige: Either that, or we're in Mary Poppin's head.

 Doctor Alister: You're too late, her nightmare's about to end!

 Piper: (spell to relinquish their powers) From whence they came, return them now,..
 Phoebe: Piper don't!.. Please Pip....
 Piper: Vanish these words, vanish our powers..
 Paige: Don't trust them, they're trying to steal our powers!

 Piper: Are you really my husband? And that would make you two, really my sisters?
 Phoebe: Whether you like it or not.
 Piper: And so that demon, is gone?
 (They nod)
 Piper: Thank God, cause that guy was freaking me out!

 Leo: Well you're not gonna have to deal with the source anytime soon, cause Cole, hurt him pretty bad!
 Cole: Ya, not bad enough though he'll be back.
 Phoebe: So he's gone for now isn't he? First time in a long time, I think we should take advantage of that.
 Cole: Why Miss Halliwell are you trying to seduce me?
 Phoebe: Always!
 Piper: Ewe!
 Paige: OK! I'm gonna go to the store and get some milk, or something.

 Piper: Ya know I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but ya know what, I think that's the one thing that actually keeps me
 sane.
 Leo: Well you deserve a normal life Piper, we both do.  And maybe we'll get that when we vanquish the source once and for all.
 Piper: And who knows, maybe some day I could have a baby shower of my own? What do ya think?
 Leo: Well in that case, (sweeps her into his arms) we need to practice a little.
 Piper: Leo!!
 (they both orb out)

4.08 "Muse To My Ears"

(Piper is on the phone holding a cup of coffee, Phoebe takes it out of her hand and drinks it)
Piper: Er, that was the last of the coffee.
Phoebe: I've had coffee, this is not coffee.

Phoebe: Where are you going?
Piper: Er, P3.
Phoebe: At 9 in the morning? Don't club kids sleep in?
Piper: Corporate party. Big money, total nightmare.
Phoebe: What if there's an attack?
Piper: At 9 a.m.? Don't demons sleep in?
Phoebe: Piper, Cole thinks that the demons are gonna start banding together to take out the Source.
Piper: Great. Well I say the only good Source is a dead Source.

Paige: Who's going to kill us?
Piper: No one.
Paige: That's new.

Piper: Pheebs, if there was such a thing as a protection potion we'd be mixing it in our morning coffee.
Phoebe: I know but there's got to be something we can do... and by we I mean you.

Paige: Who's attacking us?
Piper: No one.
Paige: Right on, I get the weekend off.
Piper: See, now that is the spirit!

Phoebe: Us theme, you potion.
Piper: Me peeved, you annoying.

Phoebe: Piper, where are you going? We have to make a plan.
Piper: I have a plan.
Paige: Which is?
Piper: To cook. Now that I know what we're up against I can practically taste the potion. I don't know what it does but it tastes pretty good.

Cole: I may not have my powers anymore but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: Yeah and you may just find yourself in everlasting pain.
Paige: That's a rhyme.
Phoebe: Yeah I'm sorry now is not the time.

Cole: We'll talk about this later.
Phoebe: Alligator.

Cole: It was like a... a power surge, an overdose of adrenaline. I can tell you these warlocks must be sucking it up so whatever it is what you're doing please do it fast because I promise they'll be back.
Piper: Look, I'm making this up as I go along so power surge or no you're going to have to be patient just as you have to be patient with Phoebe on the marriage front.
Cole: I don't think that's any of your business.
Leo: You don't know sisters very well, do you?

Cole: I want you to orb me underground.
Leo: Cole, that's the inspiration talking.
Cole: Maybe so but think about it, Leo, the big plan right now is to draw the warlock.
Leo: They're the charmed ones. I trust that they know what they're doing.
Cole: Just listen, I can't be certain but I think that warlock used demonic powers.
Leo: Which means he killed a demon to get them? Aren't there laws against that?
Cole: It's punishable by death. Now, I know where the demons will convene to discuss his treason. They probably know by now which warlock is behind it. All we have to do is listen.
Leo: And not be seen.
Cole: We can go now and be back before anyone notices.
Leo: Oh, they're gonna notice. And then they're gonna kill me.

Phoebe: A warlock is a funny thing he blinks from place to place. And when we say these words to him his face they will erase.
Paige: Sounds more like a limerick than a spell.
Phoebe: Damn.

Cole: Why... I... I know you're mad but before you say anything we found out that the faction leader is a warlock named, er, Devlin.
Phoebe: Huh, he looked more like a Joe to me.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Leo: Where's Melody?
Paige: Oh, she's gone.
Leo: Gone? Gone as in she left?
Piper: Gone as in she got sucked into a big red ring by a warlock named ... what was it?
Paige: Devlin.
Piper: Right, Devlin.
Leo: Okay, so what exactly are you doing now?
Phoebe: Basking in the brilliance of our failure.
Piper/Paige: Uh-huh.
Cole: What happened?
Paige: Oh, well, I called for the ring. It came to me and, er, we set the muses free.
Piper: Which was useless because Devlin came and took it right back so he could capture them all again.
Phoebe: And he took our own muse. And he's gonna use her inspiration to kill us. Oh the irony...

Piper: I say we head for the hills.
Cole: Great Idea. Rhymes with kills.
Phoebe: You think that's funny? If you had done what I asked and stayed here you might have been able to help.
Cole: How? The minute Devlin arrived you would have sent me to my room.
Phoebe: Cole, I wasn't just being a nagging girlfriend, I actually had good reasons for asking you not to go.
Cole: Which were what exactly?
Phoebe: I don't know... to try to keep you alive?!
Cole: What? Because I'm not capable of defending myself? If that's what you think no wonder you don't wanna marry me.
Phoebe: I can't believe that's what you think. Is that really what you think?
Cole: What am I supposed to think?
Phoebe: You are supposed to know that I love you and that I...
Cole: ...and and and that what? I have a hard time believing that any woman who's truly in love would really turn down a marriage proposal.
Phoebe: Well that's how little you know about women. Cole, there's still so much that we don't know about each other. I mean we don't know the new rules. We don't know what it means for you to be human and I don't know...
Cole: ...that you truly love me.
Phoebe: No, Cole, that's the one thing that I do know.
Cole: Well then what is the problem?
Phoebe: I don't know how to be a wife. (they kiss) But I can't live without you in my life.
Paige: Did she rhyme? I think she just rhymed.
Piper: Uh-huh.

Phoebe: You know this isn't just about saving our own lives or even Melody's. It's about good versus evil and wrong versus right and our job as witches is to fight the good fight.
Piper: Dr. Seuss, is that you?

Phoebe: Ok, so just start cooking and let that inspire you!
Piper: Now she's Martha Stewart.

Piper: The strobe lights. They'll work like the potion but on a grand scale. It'll keep the warlocks from blinking. I'll freeze all the innocents anyone you see still moving feel free to vanquish them. Alright, here goes nothing.

4.09 "A Paige From The Past"

Cole: Being human was supposed to make my life easier instead it's getting worse by the minute.
Piper: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Cole: I swear, Phoebe was close to marrying me when I was still a demon.
Piper: To be honest, Cole, getting busted by the cops isn't exactly the best way to win her over.
Paige: Oh, Piper, gosh, I'm sure Cole already feels like a big enough loser anyway. I know I would.
Cole: Thanks a lot.

Phoebe: Tell me what's wrong.
Cole: It's just... I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing ok on that department.

Cole: Thanks to the charmed ones I'm a potted plant.

Phoebe: Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?
Piper: Nah, too easy.

Phoebe: So we still don't know why she froze up?
Piper: Nope.
Phoebe: That is so weird. She can handle demons now but she can't handle a car wreck?
Piper: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Phoebe (to Leo): Um, if you put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup you're gonna need a snorkel. What do you know?

Phoebe: Ok, wait, I don't get it. You wanna summon the ghost of the past? From where? The fiction shelf?
Leo: Dickens didn't make that stuff up. He was visited by a malevolent spirit.
Paige: Doesn't malevolent mean bad?
Leo: Clyde is not the friendliest ghost that I know but he's the only one who helps the living visit their past.
Piper: Clyde ? the malevolent spirit's name it Clyde?
Leo: Yeah, he doesn't like it either.

Leo: Everyone ready?
Piper: Don't we need a summoning spell?
Leo: No, Clyde only ignores them. There's only one way to get Clyde down here. Clyde! Get your butt down here you fat worm from the bog of eternal stench! You gotta make him mad. Your mother was a chunky substance from a gin cesspool. And she smelled bad too.

Clyde: How's about you two? Care for a little trip to the past? See it all a second time. My rates are steep but fair.
Phoebe: Can you take us back to meet John Lennon?
Piper: No.
Phoebe: No. No, right, we'll pass.

Leo: Rough ride, you ok?
Paige: Yeah, I'm alright. I'm all... wrong! Oh my god I saw Scrooged! I'm supposed to come back as a ghost not a ghost with braces!
Leo: You meant to relive the experience, not observe it, Paige.
Paige: Yeah, but I just wanted to come back and sit on the side lines and make sarcastic comments about my lack of style.
Leo: Just take a look around, Paige.
Paige: Hey, you're right. I was cool. Even then.

Phoebe/Lulu: Just out of curiosity: do you think that I am a natural beauty or is this like one of those gym bodies?
Piper: Oh, Phoebe, please, like you haven't always been beautiful.
Phoebe/Lulu: Oh, that's good, because I hate lifting heavy objects.

Piper: Alright, enough with the pet names and the accents in the kitchen and could you come up with something better than Lulu? It sounds like a poodle.

Piper: We need to find them before they finish their job.
Darryl: What job?
Piper: They must have some sort of unfinished business here on earth and they either can't or won't move on until it's done.
Darryl: You know this?
Piper: Well they didn't take me aside and shared their plan with me but that's how most ghosts work, Darryl!
Darryl: Oh... you... I told you no creepy talk in the police station! Just keep down the creepy talk.
Piper: Darryl, I'm sorry but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed by a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994 and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He timetravelled there with my other sister. So the only one left to help me is you.
Darryl: Gee, thanks.

Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You can not freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well I did. Okay, we gotta protect Phoebe and Cole so start wiping fingerprints.
Darryl: What? No! No, no, no. Look, I am sick and tired of you and your entire dysfunctional family unit. I will not falsify evidence. I'm a cop!
Piper: Ok, cop, do I need to remind you that you bailed Cole out of jail last night?
Darryl: So?
Piper: So I was wondering what you were gonna tell your captain when he sees Cole on the surveillance tape.
Darryl: What are you waiting for? G-go get the damn tape!

Paige: I am not a bad daughter. You did not raise a bad daughter. I'm good. I just wish you could see it.
Mr. Matthews: Sweetheart, of course we can see it.
Paige: What?
Mrs. Matthews: We know you're good. We've always known. But we also know that you're lost and that scares us. And there's nothing in the world that we want more than to help you find your way home we just don't know how.
Paige: I think you just did.

Phoebe/Lulu: You ok, Frankie?
Cole/Frankie: Yes, it's just this guy is all jumping inside. Almost like he wants to get married as much as I do.
Phoebe/Lulu: I know what you mean. This one's like quivering inside of me.

Piper: You two are not frozen. Why are you not frozen?
Phoebe/Lulu: Well I know I'm not the most technically minded but I would think it would have something to do with the fact that we're ghosts.

Paige: It's just... it makes me sad that my parents won't see us or what I've become.
Leo: Actually that's not quite true.
(Paige's parents appear)
Piper: Er, Leo?
Leo: Let's just say that I owe Clyde now.

4.10 "Trial By Magic"

Phoebe: Ok, move it  or lose it people! Coming through!
Paige: Hey! I was using that!
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I'm late and I need caffeine, so sue me.
Piper: Two weeks of jury duty and suddenly she's lawyery.

Phoebe: I can't sleep because I miss Cole too much. If he doesn't come home soon I'm gonna turn into a vampire.
Paige: Jokes like that in this house... not so funny!

Piper: Ah, well we usually don't have house guests because of all the obvious reasons.
Paige: You can trust Glenn, he's been my friend since pff god... kindergarten?
Piper: You haven't been a witch since kindergarten. I don't think you understand...
Paige: I understand that I also pay rent here.
Piper: There is no rent.
Paige: It's an expression.
Piper: No it's not.
Paige: Well, it should be!

Phoebe: Well, I'm gonna stall while you guys try to get Darryl to get you in to see Stan. Describe the Tattoo maybe he knows the real killer. I don't know. He must have not seen him in his premonition otherwise...
Leo: Wait, he had a premonition?
Phoebe: Yeah, that's what he claims to have known where the body was.
Piper: And you of all people did not believe him?
Phoebe: Piper, he's just a club magician. I assumed that he was a fraud. Believe me I feel horrible about this.

Piper: Tadaa!
Leo: Hey there, Glenn!
Piper: What did you hear?
Glenn: Excuse me?
Phoebe: She said: what are you doing here?

Paige: I'll  uh  just take Glenn to the kitchen and show him where to make a sandwich.

Stan's lawyer: Look, the jury's deliberating. Nothing short of a miracle can help him now.
Piper: Precisely!

Piper: Look out! Nancy Drew coming through!

Leo: Demons you can handle, but not rats?

Phoebe: Oh, ok... um... hasn't any of you ever known who is calling before you answered the phone?
Tonya: That's not magic!
Phoebe: Oh no? Then what is it? Look, just because you don't understand magic doesn't mean that you have to be afraid of it. It's around us all the time. Like a friend. Guiding us, giving us inspiration, helping us fall in love, giving our lives meaning. And I'm sorry but I think that we all need to believe that magic exists. Tonya, why are you wearing an angel pin?
Tonya: I don't know... just because my mother gave it to me.
Phoebe: But why did she give it to you?
Tonya: To watch over me.
Phoebe: That's magic. Something that you can't see. You can't quite put your finger on it but you know that it's there.

Glenn: So, you're gonna cast a spell on me?
Paige: With your permission.
Glenn: And when nothing happens...
Paige: When nothing happens you can drag me off to the funny farm, tell'em I've been brain washed... believe me, I could use the vacation.

Leo: So, you didn't lock the attic?
Paige: It didn't occur to me...
Piper: What do you mean? I told you to lock all the doors before you go!
Paige: Well I thought you meant the front door! Maybe you should have been more specific.
Piper: Well, I was speaking in code!

Paige: So it's ok to show our powers to a murderer but not to Glenn?
Piper: Saving an innocent's life is worth the risk. Entertaining friends is not.

Piper: What?
Paige: What?
Piper: That noise.
Paige: Noise?
Piper: I feel like I'm in Switzerland.
Paige: Switzerland?
Piper: There it is again
Paige: What?
Piper: That annoying echo.

Paige: So you guys told people about being witches lots of times?
Piper: Yes, innocents, but only when we didn't have any other choice.
Phoebe: Our secret is never more important than saving somebody's life.
Leo: Can't you guys just enjoy saving this innocents life for a minute and a half before getting back to the great debate?

Piper: Since when do demons give a rats ass ? no pun intended ? about laundering money?

Phoebe: Ok, um, do we have to call him the rat demon? Because it's very hard to be appropriately frightened.

Paige: Listen up! We know what you're doing, we're prepared to tell everyone. And just so you know: killing me won't help. My sisters will take you down. Maybe you've heard of us ? the charmed ones !?

Piper: Hey!
Phoebe: What are you doing?
Rat Demon: I'm a rat. What did you expect?

Rat Demon: Only copy?
Leo: Yes.
Rat Demon: How do we know?
Piper: What do you mean how do you know? You just gotta trust us. We're the good guys for crying out loud!

Leo: Almost done.
Piper: This is taking too long. Can't you just use a little magic?
Leo: Don't you think we've used enough magic lately? Besides I like working with my hands.
Piper: Aha... yeah I kinda like a guy in a tool belt.

Piper: Oh, leaving so soon?
Paige: Yeah, Glenn's gonna go stay with a friend of his across the bay.
Piper: Huh, I can't imagine why you wouldn't wanna hang around here...
Glenn: Hehe, well I like adventure just not that much.

Paige: Ok, do you want it now or should I email it to you?
Piper: What?
Paige: My apology. You were right.  Keeping our secret is the most important thing. I should have listened to you. Do you want more?

Piper: I'm sorry too. I can be a little harsh. But it's part of my charm you'll learn to love me for it.

4.11 "Lost And Bound"

Cole: What would you say if I became really human and got a job?
Phoebe: If that's the criteria for being really human then I am in big trouble...

Phoebe: It's just growing up that was my only role model for a typical marriage. So that's all I knew. And he was able to meet people and leave the house and go to work and build this career and she had to stay home you know cook dinner and do the laundry. She went from being Samantha to being Mrs. Darren Stevens over night.
Cole: Well that won't happen to you.
Phoebe: Won't it?
Cole: No, you'll become Mrs. Cole Turner. Phoebe come on. Number one: it was a different time, different world obviously. Number two: we're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo and you accepted while I was bleeding to death. Remember?

Phoebe: Grams' ring!
Cole: U'huh..
Phoebe: Where did you get that?
Cole: From Piper. She gave it to me. So I could give it to you.
Phoebe: Well it's not exactly a good omen... she was married with that thing six times.
Cole:  Well she must have liked something about it or she would have stopped at like three.

Cole: Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you a man, nothing more, nothing less, to ask: will you be my wife?
Phoebe: Hm, yeah, I will. Again.

Phoebe: I can't stop looking at it.
Paige: I was like that when I got my belly ring. Oh, you're right, wedding ring is completely different.

Piper: Magic is not a burden, it's a gift.
Leo: It's a lot for any child to deal with. Plus ours will be doubly magical. Half whitelighter, half witch.
Paige: Oh, that's like me! Oh, you might have some problem...

Piper: You know what? Don't make our issues his issues. I think you need to give him a chance to learn how to control it. Maybe that's why we met him. To teach him. Guide him.
Phoebe: Feed him.

Phoebe: Oh, well, you know me... any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
Piper: I do know you and that's just not true.

Piper: Phoebs, friendly little tip: lay of the hairspray, there's a firestarter in the house.

Phoebe: I'm making soup for Cole. He'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role just making soup for Cole.

Piper: Since when do you scream instead of fight?
Phoebe: Actually I did consider scratching him.

Piper: Leo and I can pose as bounty hunters and say that we have Tyler. We can gain access to Ludlow and vanquish him.
Phoebe: Sure. Just as long as you're home for dinner.

Piper: Ok, we've got bigger problems. The source wants Tyler. So let's focus on the most pressing matter at hand.
Phoebe: Lunch!

Piper: Hey! What happened?
Leo: He jumped the orb!
Piper: Dude, you are so going back right now!

Phoebe: Oh, hi honey!
Cole: What are you doing? This is no time to be taking a bath! Piper might be home any minute and she's counting on you to write a spell.
Phoebe: Oh, I tried. But I only got as far as "Hey demon!" and then my mind went blank.

Leo: The child is in danger, Phoebe, we need you now.
Phoebe: Phoebe? Who's Phoebe?
Paige: She can't go with you. She doesn't even know who she is anymore.
Phoebe: I beg your pardon! I know exactly who I am. I am Mrs. Cole Turner.
Cole: This is all wrong. Ever since I've put that ring on your finger you've been acting strange.
Phoebe: You mean I've been acting normal?
Cole: Which is strange for you.

Piper: Power of three spell?
Phoebe: I don't have one.
Piper: What?
Phoebe: I don't have one.
Paige: I did one.
Piper/Phoebe/Paige: The brittle winter gives way to flowers of spring. Ludlow is vanquished.
Phoebe: What the hell was that?
Paige: It's a haiku. I couldn't do the rhyming thing.

Leo: Still wanna have a baby?
Piper: Mhm. I'm just not ready for an adolescent yet.

4.12 "Charmed And Dangerous"

Leo: Do I really need to think about this now?
Piper: Yes.
Leo: Why?
Piper: Because the Source has already killed one of us. And if god forbid it happens again we want to be prepared. You should be honored that if we don't make it we're leaving you everything.
Phoebe: Hey guys! Guess what...
Leo: What makes you think I'm gonna outlive you anyway?
Piper: Leo, you're an angel. Literally. Which means short of a dark lighter you are most likely to survive.

Phoebe: Oh, honey, are you still on that last will on testament kick? I gotta tell you it's very very morbid.
Piper: No it's very very responsible. Prue did it and thank god she did cause if she didn't we'd still be dealing with lawyers. No offense.
Cole: Oh, none taken. I've come to terms with my evil past.

Piper: A demon? What kind of demon?
Phoebe: A one with a half a face.
Piper: Yuck!

Piper: Do you think I jinxed us? With the will? Maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
Phoebe: Actually I'm beginning to think it was a very smart idea.
Piper: That's not so funny.
Phoebe: Trust me, I know.

Paige: Five magic crystals, oriented east to west. Magic circle check!
Piper: Oh, purple good. Purple equals exploding power. Exploding power check!
Phoebe: One fabulously written Source vanquishing spell. Check!
Cole: Don't get cocky.
Phoebe: Not cocky, confident!

Piper: Yeah, but you can switch powers with Phoebe like we did before.
Leo: No! If the Source comes and Phoebe doesn't have her powers you don't stand a chance. I mean it. I'm still your whitelighter.
Piper: Well, who's bossing whom around now? Paige, go tell Phoebe to find something else. A potion, an amulet, a spell whatever. Go!
Phoebe: It'll never work.
Paige: Will anything?
Phoebe: I don't know.
Paige: So what, we'll all just gonna die?
Cole: You can't think that way.
Paige: Why not? Isn't that what we're all thinking anyway?

Leo: I guess you picked the wrong beneficiary after all.
Piper: Don't talk like that.
Leo: Piper, you need to get out of here before he comes back.
Piper: I'm not leaving you.
Leo: The Source...
Piper: ... is not gonna scare me away. And neither are you. So just forget about it. You're not gonna die. Cause I'm not gonna let you.

Phoebe: Now you have to go.
Cole: No, I'm staying here with you.
Phoebe: Do you want me to watch you die too?
Cole: If that's what it takes to save you, yeah.
Phoebe: No, but I'm supposed to save you. That's why I got that premonition.
Cole: Not necessarily. You know as well as I do you're not meant to stop every premonition.

Piper: Paige?
Paige: Darryl, take Carolyn into the sun room.
Darryl: Is everything ok?
Piper: No.
Paige: Yes.
Piper: Are you out of your mind? We don't have time for other people's problems right now.
Paige: It's something I've got to do. Especially if it's the last thing I do.

Paige: Oh my god!
The Source: Not quite.

Piper/Phoebe/Paige: Penelope, Prudence, Patricia, Melinda. Astrid, Helena, Laura and Grace. Halliwell witches stand strong beside us. Vanquish this evil for time and from space!

The Seer: All is as it should be again. Time to return to my side. Too bad Bethazor is gone. He would have made a great new Source.
Cole: Too bad.
Phoebe: I don't know who you are but whoever you are we thank you.
The Seer: Oh, I didn't do this for your future, I did it for mine.
Paige: And I don't understand. If we got our powers back where did the Source's go?
The Seer: Into the void.

Leo: What do you say we go home and get started on our future?
Piper: What do you say we go home and go to sleep and work on that future tomorrow night?

Paige: You know, facing death is kinda wanna make me face life and I tell you what there's a piece of life over there that I think I'm gonna go talk to.

4.13 "The Three Faces Of Phoebe"

(Coleís Dream Sequence. Cole is in the underworld fighting the Source. When he is about to kill him the Source turns around and takes off his hood to reveal Coleís face.)
Source: Wait. You donít really wanna kill me, do you?
Cole: But how?
Source: We are one now. I'm rebornÖ within you.
Cole: I'll fight it. I'll kill us both if I have to. I won't let you hurt Phoebe.
Source: YouÖwon't have a choice.

Piper: Wait, where is everybody?
Leo: I donít know... er... pass the croissants please.
Piper: I donít understand. We were all supposed to eat together. You know, to celebrate.
Leo: Sisters... butter.
Piper: Phoebe! Paige! (Paige orbs in and lands on Piper) Paige... wait, Paige, did you orb in from another room?
Paige: Yeah. Obviously the landing could still use a little work.
Piper: Youíve been practicing this?
Paige: Yeah, I didnít wanna say anything until I knew for sure I can do it. Oh, food, thank god, I am starving.
Leo: Thatís the orbing. Burns a lot of calories. Why do you think I married a chef?

(Leo orbs out)
Phoebe: Does he have to do that so brightly?

Piper: What's the matter with you?
Phoebe: I don't know. I went to bed, and I was really happy. And then I woke up this morning and I justÖ I had this horrible feeling aboutÖ Cole.
Piper: Cole.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's kinda hard to explain. It feels like it's a premonition thatës trying to come out, but it never quite does. But whatever it is, it's not a good thing.
Piper: Well, that doesn't sound supernatural. That sounds super normal. You got cold feet. Every bride-to-be does. Trust me, even I did.
Phoebe: Just like thatÖ overnight?
Piper: Well, the only reason you haven't gotten married is because of the Source. And now that he's dead, you are that much closer to taking that very long walk down the aisle.
Phoebe: I don't know. It feels like there's something else.

(Cole flames into the underworld)
Cole: How'd I get here?
Seer: The Source's magic brought you. I see you accepting that very soon...
Cole: You never told me I'd become the Source if I helped vanquish him!
Seer: Don't be naive. I told you of my vision. Of you and I doing great things together. This is just the beginning! You cannot change your fate. As you can see, the evil within you won't allow it.
Cole: I'll fight it. I'll kill it. I'll find a way.
Seer: There is no way! If you weren't clinging to the love for your witch so vigorously it would have overtaken you by now. But it's only a matter of time. And after the Source has fully assimilated you, his power will protect you, shield you from her premonitions. That, we can wait for. Unfortunately, with Kurzon, we cannot.

Cole: I won't do your bidding, Seer. You can't force me.
Seer: Perhaps not, but the Source can.

Phoebe: Whoa!
Cole: Sorry.
Phoebe: I didn't hear you come home.
Cole: I justÖ got back.
Phoebe: From where?
Cole: Oh, I had to, uhÖ get out of the house for a while, you know.
Phoebe: No, actually, I don't know. Do we need to talk?
Cole: Phoebe, I... ohÖ damn it!
Phoebe: What's the matter?
Cole: It's nothing. It's just a migraine. I gotta go.
Phoebe: Cole, where are you...Cole! Huh...
Piper: What's the matter?
Phoebe: I wish I knew.

Paigeís boss: Iím gonna miss you, Paige.
Paige: I know I was late this morning, I wonít be anymore, in fact I found a way to get here in a blink of an eye.
Paigeís boss: Iíll miss you as an assistant because Iím promoting you... to social worker.
Paige: Thank you so much! Thatís so amazing! I... I am sticking to that not being late thing by the way.

Paige: Oh, I hate it when you're right!
Piper: Really? See, I usually like it.

Piper: Can't we get a freakin' day off around here?

Piper: Paige? You all right?
Paige: I'm fine, I'm fine, just my ego's a little bruised, that's all.

Piper: Yeah but this demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting!

Old Phoebe: What's going on? How did I get here?
Piper: That's an excellent question.
Old Phoebe: Oh, my God! What have you done?
Phoebe: Me? What... who... who are you?
Old Phoebe: What's the matter. Don't you recognize me? I'm you... Phoebe.
Young Phoebe: Phoebe? That's my name too.
Phoebe: Oh... oh, boy.

Old Phoebe: Er... you... you might wanna stop her before she climbs out the window.
Phoebe: Whoa... sweetie! Hi, come here. Look... hi... I... can explain. You are dreaming.
Piper: Dreaming?
Phoebe: Yes, dreaming. And... you're gonna wake up in your room and everything is gonna be fine.
Young Phoebe: I'm ten. I'm not stupid! GRAMS!!!
Piper: Wow, I do not miss that!

Old Phoebe: Cole?
Cole: Who are you?
Old Phoebe: Maybe this will refresh your memory. (slaps him) You bastard!

Phoebe: Well, that's between me and... me.

Old Phoebe: Ah, the good old days! Of course nobody's going to take you seriously until you stop dressing like a tramp!
Phoebe: A tramp? That is so in right now!

Old Phoebe: Just ask Leo to send me back as soon as possible.
Phoebe: Why donít you ask him yourself?
Old Phoebe: Because Iím staying here. Out of the path of history. And donít argue with me. We both know that when our mindís made up thereís no changing it.
Phoebe: Yeah.

Young Phoebe: (singing and covering her ears with her hands) Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream...
Piper: Honey, youíve got to listen to me. Weíre just trying to help. (Young Phoebe still ignores her) Ohoho!
Leo: Sheís your sister...
Piper: Yeah, donít remind me.
Phoebe: Having a little trouble with young Phoebe?
Piper: Yeah, enough to make me wanna reconsider having children!

Young Phoebe: Stay away from me or Iíll sic Prue on you!

Phoebe: At least I could get through to one of my selves.
Piper: Having troubles with geriatric you?

Little Phoebe: Oh my, gosh! Who are you?
Cole: Sorry?
Phoebe: That guy is Cole. He's our fiancé.
Little Phoebe: Wait, you mean he's our prince? The one who sweeps us off our feet?
Piper: (laughing) Prince?
Phoebe: She's talking about Cinderella. That was my favorite story when I was growing up. I can't believe that I forgot about that.

Phoebe: Cole saving her means that he saved me too.
Young Phoebe: Hello? He loves us, remember?!

Phoebe: Well Iím gonna try go... knock some sense into myself.

Phoebe: I would stay out of my bedroom if I were you... unless you wanna get slapped again.

Old Phoebe: What's the matter, Cole? Afraid I'll tell the girls your secret?
Cole: What do you want from me?
Old Phoebe: My life back for starters.
Cole: You look alive to me.
Old Phoebe: On the outside, maybe.
Cole: I can fix that.
Old Phoebe: You can't kill me, Cole. You never could. Even after the Source took you over, a piece of you always loved me.

Paige: He's at the house.
Phoebe: We'll never make it back in time.
Paige: Don't look at me!
Piper: Why? You did it this morning.
Paige: BarelyÖ I went downstairs, alone. Not across town with two passengers.

Cole: She saved me.
Phoebe: There's your answer.

Paige: What about little Phoebe? She went back to her time with all that knowledge of the future. Wonít that cause complications?
Piper: I doubt it. The minute she starts talking about magic Grams will do some hocus pocus to erase all that knowledge.
Paige: Thatís nice.
Piper: Thatís Grams.

Paige: I did the rhyme, I will do the time. Goodnight.