BEWITCHED  --Lorenz Hart  (performed by Ella Fitzgerald)

After one whole quart of brandy   

Like a daisy, I'm awake            

With no Bromo-Seltzer handy    

I don't even shake            

 

Men are not a new sensation   

I've done pretty well I think   

But this half-pint imitation     

Put me on the blink              

 

I'm wild again, beguiled again         

A simpering, whimpering child again      

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I    

 

Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep         

When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep   

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I       

 

Lost my heart, but what of it               

He is cold I agree                    

He can laugh, but I love it               

Although the laugh's on me                 

 

I'll sing to him, each spring to him            

And long, for the day when I'll cling to him    

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      

 

He's a fool and don't I know it                

But a fool can have his charms                  

I'm in love and don't I show it                  

Like a babe in arms                           

 

Love's the same old sad sensation            

Lately I've not slept a wink                     

Since this half-pint imitation                 

Put me on the blink                               

 

I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot               

But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot                 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I        

 

I'll sing to him, each spring to him             

And worship the trousers that cling to him       

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I       

 

When he talks, he is seeking               

Words to get, off his chest                      

Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best     

 

Vexed again, perplexed again                    

Thank God, I can be oversexed again           

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      

 

 Wise at last, my eyes at last,                      

Are cutting you down to your size at last          

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more    

 

Burned a lot, but learned a lot                      

And now you are broke, so you earned a lot       

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more     

 

Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic                         

Life was so hard to bear                             

Now my heart's antiseptic                            .

Since you moved out of there                        

 

Romance, finis.  Your chance, finis.                 

Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.              

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more