BIG ONES WALK ON WATER (Tyler/Perry/Jack Blades/Tommy Shaw) yeah... high class moolah bolt ons fast car quick fix freak out, heh heh nose bleed skull cap pissed off pissed on I never seen a smile that looked so sad yeah you make me feel so good 'cause you're so bad hey little darlin' your love is legendary love's four letters ain't in my dictionary 'scuse my postion but it ain't missionary ah, but I want to walk on the water with you boo-tay hotpants tan line sweet stuff hookah boo-yah knocked-up hose down cool cat hot flash when it comes to makin' love I ain't no hype 'cause I practice on a peach most every night, yeah hey little darlin' your love is legendary love's four letters ain't in my dictionary 'scuse my position but it ain't missionary ah, but I want to walk on the water with you, ah ah... oh well, the cook's in the kitchen and hidin' the spoons I'm winking at witches and howlin' at moons I'm afraid of the candle but live for the flame you know who I am but you don't know my name huh huh huh huh hey little darlin' your love is legendary love's four letters ain't in my dictionary 'scuse my position but it ain't missionary ah, but I want to walk on the water with hey little darlin' your love is legendary you got the boo-yah it's almost fictionary 'scuse my position but it ain't missionary yeah, but I want to walk on the water with you... BLIND MAN (Tyler/Perry/Taylor Rhodes) I took a course in hallelujah I went to night school for the blues I took some stuff they said would cool ya, heh heh but nothing seemed to light my fuse but it's all in the past like the check that's in the mail she was a tall whiskey glass I was an old hound dog that just loved to chase his tail until I met a blind man who taught me how to see, yeah a blind man who could change night into day and if I can I'm gonna make you come with me yeah, 'cause here comes the sun and we'll be chasing all the clouds away yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I've had some lovers like a joy ride some things are never what they seem my heaven's turned into a landslide I thank God I woke up from that dream I met a blind man who taught me how to see, yeah a blind man who could change night into day and if I can I'm gonna make you come with me yeah, 'cause here comes the sun and we'll be chasing all the clouds away the way bees chase honey and drink all the flowers dry we'll be saving us a little money and if that don't do it, yeah, I know the reason why don't make no sense lightin' candles there's too much moonlight in our eyes I met a blind man who taught me how to see, yeah a blind man who could change night into day and if I can I'm gonna make you come with me oh oh oh oh yeah because here comes the sun ain't no surprise ain't no doubt about it gonna open up your eyes yodolady yodolady yodolady yodolady na na na na na... DEUCES ARE WILD (Tyler/Jim Vallance) Ah... ah... I love to look into your big brown eyes they talk to me and seem to hypnotize they say the things nobody dares to say and I'm not about to let you fly away my lover with no jet lag we're stayin up all night in my sleepin' bag you got a heart-beatin' rhythm from the subterrain I really love you little girl, I don't need to explain I love you 'cause your deuces are wild, girl like a double shot of love is so fine I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl 'cause you and me is two of a kind ah, like deja vu I feel like I've been here or somewhere else but you've been always near it's you that's in my dreams I'm beggin' for but I woke up when someone slammed the door so hard I fell out of bed screamin' mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread and the moral of the story, I can testify I get stoned on you girl, that's the best reason why I love you 'cause your deuces are wild, girl like a double shot of love is so fine I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl 'cause you and me is two of a kind I love you 'cause your deuces are wild, girl like a double shot of love is so fine I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl 'cause you and me is two of a kind, ooh (?baby make me shiver?, so bad make me shiver) (break my bow, break my arrow, break my quiver) (Jump in my canoe, I'm gonna barrel down a river) (never ???????...) I love you 'cause your deuces are wild, girl like a double shot of love is so fine I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl 'cause you and me is two of a kind I love you 'cause your deuces are wild, girl yeah double shot of love is so fine I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl 'cause you and me is two of a kind I love you 'cause your deuces are wild, girl you know I finally made up mind I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl 'cause you and me is two of a kind, la da da da da ooh