1. You have a bumper sticker on your car that says "I brake for road kills".

2. You stop every fifteen minutes while shopping to feed the nestlings temporarily residing in your purse.

3. You stop traffic on a four lane highway to retrieve an animal while your partner pretends that they don't know you.

4. There is more frozen animal food in the freezer than human food.

5. You 'react' every time you see a cardboard box.

6. You have antibiotics and milk replacer in your fridge at all times.

8. You don't think its strange to have dead animals in your freezer at home.

9. Your family picture contains one or more wild animals in it.

10. You are known as the local 'vet' for everything that was once known as "almost road kill".

11. A sunday dinner is preluded by a call to pick up "a little kangaroo just around the corner" and you get there to find it weighs more than you do!

12. Children sing "Old MacDonald had a farm" and they are referring to you.

13. Your neighbour calls and they want you to get a possum out of their tree.

14. You plan your holiday around the 'birthing' season.

15. Your email letter is mispelled because an animal fell on the keyboard.

16. You have to explain to the long distance operator that the number dialed was accidently dialed by your kangaroo and you don't wish to be charged for it.

17. The name 'Grubco' no longer makes you giggle.

18. You can't understand why your friend screamed when she found a few mealworms in her hairbrush.

19. You say "yes, they poop on me" before anyone asks.

20. Your shopping and you catch the words "the bat lady".

21. Feathers in your hair is not a fashion statement.

22. You buy more babyfood than anyone else in town and you don't have a baby.

23. You buy cat food by the case and you don't own a cat.

24. Your linen closet contains at least 5 heating pads.

25. You know what happens when you try to thaw a mouse in the microwave.

26. Friends arrive for dinner and bring road kills that they found on the way.

27. Your children go to get something out of the fridge and they say "Is that bat fruit?".

28. Friends tell their children that they are going to the zoo and then bring them to your house.

29. You have detailed discussions with friends on "what cleaning product best removes bird poop from walls".