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Issue 1:
quite embarrassing really. Put together with scissors and a serious amount of glue. Pencil drawings and stick men were rife and the typeset was a black marker!
The typewriter that was used never had a spell check, and one contributor gave a copy to his English teacher, only for it to be handed straight back covered in red pen!
Contents included; the secret diary of Christian dailly, oor Billy, bigmouth, dressing room drama, Lloyd Cole?
Once upon a time, long ago, there lived a group of Dundee United supporters who used to run a mode of Transport called a Bus. These supporters used to meet every week, and travel the length and breadth of ancient Scotland following their beloved Dundee United.
At the time, Dundee United were known as “Kings of the world“, although standards slipped slightly, circa. 1991.
Dundee United at the time was ruled by emperor Mclean, who used to lash his players’ feet, and have them thrown in the Tannadice dungeons if they managed to get a win bonus.
The supporters too, were often punished and players like Michael O’neil and Allan Preston were often included in the squads just to punish one or two supporters who booed Mclean.
During an archeological find in the deepest desert in Cairo, 11 issues of the ancient WTHC Scrolls were found. So priceless, and so rare, that they have been catalogued and brought to you via the cyber world.
Long love the memories of those brave souls, who gave their
pay packets and sanity so that we can live so freely today.
“An Absolutely amazing find“- Indiana Jones
“National treasure“- Nicholas Cage.
“Absolutely explosive“- Tony Blair.
“utter crap”- Dundee United support.
