Magical Stage Fancy Lala by Kasuga Rurika Translation by Shan. Miho- I'm off!
Pigu- Oh, that girl?
Mogu- Yea, that girl!
Tarou- Hey, Shinohara!
Miho-oooh, that hurt! who..Yoshida Tarou! What? You messed up my hair!
Tarou- Oh? Your face is ugly.
Miho-Shut up! Shut up! You..go back to bed! Today we're third graders! I haven't gotten used to it!
Tarou- Aaaah, Shaddup! Shaddup!Your nose is barely a point!
Miho- I won't believe that! What did you say?
Tarou- Insensitive!
Pigu- Look, they're going- chasing each other.
Mogu- It advances my spirt.
Akiru-Miho-chan! I'm soo happy! We're in the same class!
Miho-Akiru-chan!
Akiru- Tarou-kun too, it's the 1st time, right?
Miho, Tarou- Awful.
Miho-I'm in a bad mood now.. Same seat.. Someone must have planned this against me...
Akiru- An ordinary child.. It's enviable, but..
Miho-Stoooop!
Akiru- I'll give you these because you're in a bad mood, Miho-chan
Miho-Aikawa Hiroya clips! Thanks Akiru-chan! Ooooh, this smile! I love it!
Tarou- Huh? That guy..amazing. Go to bed, eh?
Miho-Why don't you go first? Compared to Hiroya, you guys are such ordinary brats! He's smart! He's sexy! He's wild! He's cuuuute! Oh, that Hiroya!
Anna- uh..you like Hiroya?
Miho-Aah..
Akiru- Nozaki-san..
Anna- Anna's better! I like Aikawa Hiroya too! You have an Aikawa Hiroya purikura* done?
Miho-No?
Anna- Shall I show it?
Miho- Lemme see! Lemme see! Yaaa! A Hiroya shot! It's good! I want one too!!! Where did you get it?!
Anna- Harajuku
Miho-Anna, you go there?
Anna- Not usually
Miho- Isn't Harajuku a scary place?
Anna- What?
Miho- But..my older sister was there before..
Miho's sis- There are strange men in Harajuku. They invite you to doubtful jobs...
Miho- She said 'Do you know who my papa is? Tommorow, your dead body will be floating in Tokyo Bay!' Say..would that really make them go away?
Anna- That scout then.. Your sister met a strange scout. There's a chance that you'll meet someone like that..
Anna: The entertainment world is full of people needing to make their debut
Miho- E..skirt..
Akiru- scout
Anna- Even my voice ranked in primary scout..
Miho- I wanna be an idol star! If I met Hiroya...
Aikawa- You're cute. Won't you take my purikura?
Miho- Yaaa! Oh dear! Not that one!
Mogu- What purikura?
Pigu- Pillars are delicous..
Miho- Eh! That voice just now... Ah! Hiroya! I want that poster!!!
Saleslady- Eh? You want that poster? That's good, because I'm giving one away.
Miho- I'm soo happy! Thanks sooooo much! Oh? A mouse on my shoulder?
Pigu- Mouse? Where do you see a mouse?
Miho-Eee! eeeeeee!
Mogu- Pigu..
Miho- Oh...you're dead. Sorry, you were a lizard!
Pigu- Noooo...
Miho- F- faries?!
Pigu- That's right! I'm Pigu
Mogu- I'm Mogu. We come from the north of the World of the Memory of Time. Nice to meet you, Miho!
Miho- Pervert's world?*
Pigu- The world of the memory of time!
Mogu- The truth is that we're from the highlands of that world. We got confused, and so far, we haven't found a way to return. In the interval, we are here.
Pigu-Hey, Mogu! The girl's eyes have gotten so wide you can see the whites all the way around. Is she ok?
Miho-but..it's hard to say. My mom and my sister dislike some types of insects...
Pigu- Fairies!
Mogu- We can't find where we are from! Please! If you help us, we'll give you magic!
Miho- Ma-magic? Great! What? What?
Mogu-Uh...
Pigu-We haven't solved that problem, but...
Mogu- Go Pigu
Pigu-hey..
Mogu, Pigu- We know magic. We can control a short time. In it, you can become an adult.
Pigu- This item is used for making this come about
Miho-Adult?!
Pigu-This sketch book makes clothes for you to wear when you are an adult.
Miho- I can't go as I am?
Pigu- It'd be terrible for you to become an adult in child's clothes.
Miho-yea..hmmm..what to choose? I'm so puzzled... Yea! Yesterday on Tv, Yumeno Miki wore a flower print outfit. Let's go! Hmm..surely..this feeling... done!
Mogu- Say the incanation!
Pigu- Put the pen in the cap and say dabu dabu
Miho- yea..dabu dabu. Waaa! What? What?! OH!
Mogu-Put that on.
Miho-uh..uh..Ahahahhaha This is biiiiiig.
Pigu-Next, put this around your neck.
Miho-yea. yea.
Pigu- Recite the spell!
Miho-yea. yea. I'm gonna do it! Go! Put my thoughts into the Memory of Time. Now, become splendid. Grow!
Lala- I can't believe it! What is this?
Mogu-Ha! This is the magic we gave you!
Pigu-You did it!
Lala-Wow..This is me? Hey! Hey! Look at me strech! Is this really me? I don't want to believe it!
Pigu-Outside, she's transformed, but on the inside, she's still a child.
Mogu-To the outside eye, you appear about 15 years old.
Lala-15..yea..it's very good..These clothes too, exactly like Yumeno Miki's. I wanna be an idol star! Hiroya's exit song [Lala] I wanna be a girl.. short hair girl..la la..
Pigu-Hey! A bit bold..
Mogu-Yea! What were you doing? Miho's so cute!
Lala- When you say it like that, I feel embarassed. Yea! I'll go outside and test
Mogu-what
Lala- The transformed me. Am I cute?
Mogu- ee?
Pigu-Mogu, get on it. Wait, we'll go too!
Haneishi- Our model Linda has a sudden illness?
Worker- She can't work on a shooting day. That's odd.
Haneishi- I'm going. I'm taking the car out. Today's job is our big chance! How many times can this happen? I can't lose!
Lala- uh..but I'm a primary school student...
ticket guy- Look, just stop lying.
Lala-uh..AH! Sorry! I'm grown! Look! Look! my hand reaches the strap!
Mogu-Where are you planning to go on this train?
Lala- hehe uh..Harajuku. The truth is, I heard this was a good day for it.
Girl- Got it! This! This!
Mogu-We're hungry! What's to eat, Miho-
Miho-but I've already spent my money on that purikura and return train fare
Pigu-What's to eat!
Miho-Shut up already!
worker- President Haneishi, we've investigated all models with exculsive contracts. According to our chart, none of them can meet us.
Haneishi: I see...
guy-What? Linda-chan is suddenly ill? That's a problem! This is the time we put together our best work*.
Haneishi-Hey, why don't we change the shoot to tommorow?
guy-No,no, today is the last day!
Haneishi-The clothes are all exactly in Linda-chan's size!
guy-You're becoming unreasonable. You may be a distinctive emerging company but..
Haneishi-Understood. Wait. It'll take only 30 minutes. I beg you. I said that strongly but time is running out.
Lala- Ah! Oooouch..UGH! Sorry! Sorry!
Haneishi-Thought so! (stare stare) A meeting is always sudden like a flame* What should I say about compensation? Laugh.
Lala-eh? (who is this person?) Ahahahaha. (wacko)*
Haneishi:Go! Got it!
Lala-(run!)
Haneishi-Wait a bit! Sorry, pardon me! Sorry for the surprise. I'm Haneshi Yumi, president of the modeling company Lyrical Pro.
Lala-eh..this..maybe?!
Haneishi- What is your name?
Lala- (what to do!) uh..Miho..no..not that..uh..that..that is..Lala. It's Lala!
Haneishi-Lala-chan! I beg of you! Think of helping us! I want you to coorperate!
Lala-eh?
Haneishi-Stop calling. Substitute model found!
Lala- Me a model?

Translator's notes(in order)
*Purikura=Print Club "a mini-photobooth/videogame console w/ hanging screen deal that runs off a sheet of tiny stickers (~1cm x 2cm) of
a B&W photo of you and whoever you might be posing within a choice of
frame"(Thanks David Watson)
*'jikan' means time and 'chikan' means pervert and as you can see..the words kinda sound the same..
*the last word in the original was 'medama' spelled with kanji for eye and jewel.
*Is it me or is this almost exactly what Tachibana says to Creamy Mami?