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No, you're Comp isn't broken, I meant to give this a white background because it's easier for you guys to read.
I'm sorry, but if you've never played final fantasy 7,8,9 or Chrono Trigger, or Pokemon this fanfic won't be nearly as funny as it is for those who've played them. But read on and just piece things together.
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It was the end of Dragonball Gt and Goku was at his finest. He continued his normal training but he still felt empty inside. He wanted a new enemy, or at least a challenge.
Goku-"Geez, I need a challenge so bad it hurts! Who's around now for a little sparring, Ah! Krillin can you come here and fi- oh wait, I said I need a challenge not someone with the power level of a skittle..."
Goku sat there thinking of what to do; maybe blow up a planet for some kicks. Sudenly behind him time seems to rip a new hole and all that can be seem is the outline of a young child. Goku turns, feeling the sudden increase in ki, but not a very large one. Then he hears an object being thrown his way and Goku blacks out. Time passes, who knows how long, before Goku finally wakes up. He feels cramped but can't make anything out around him, he can't even move. But what scares him the most, is the sound of cheesy GameBoy music in the background.
Stranger-"Goku! I choose you!"
Goku starts to regain feeling in his body and his vision starts to clear. He looks around and can't make out much, but blocks shaped into trees and houses.
Goku-"Where am I? Wait, this looks familiar...For the love of-! I said I wanted a challenge! Not to be sent into some stupid Pokemon battle! Wait- how did you catch me anyways?! I'm the strongest being in the Universe, I thought I had to be weak to get caught!"
Ash-"Not when I have this!" Ash holds up a MasterBall."If you ever got far enough in my game to realize this puppy can catch anything no matter what level it's at!"
Goku-"I'm not at a level you idiot! I'm from the real world. Your story doesn't even make sense! How did you get out of your game? How did you know about me?! There's too many holes in this stupid story!"
Ash-"Well uhh... Shaddup! I'm not the idiot who wrote it so stop complaining and beat up the enemy!"
Goku-"What enemy could possibly be strong enough for me to be brought here?! Is it a Legendary Bird? Mew? Mewtwo? Ahh screw it! I'll smoke whatever it is"


VS.

Goku-"Are you serious?! It's a little Diglet!"
Ash-"Don't let it's looks fool you! It's level 54!"
While the two are fighting with each other, Diglet uses Tackle Attack!
Goku-"Ah! It hit me! Wait, why is that bar lowering?"
Ash-"You idiot that's your life! Are you going to keep whining or are you going to attack him!?"
Goku turns back to Diglet, it pops up from the ground and winks at Goku as innocently as possible.
Goku-"Awww, how cute. But I have always wanted a Diglet head mounted on top of my fireplace."
Goku punches Diglet.
Diglet Faints!


Goku earns 2 experience points! 1 tech point! 32 bucks! 7 friendly points! 2 heart points! 2918 Exam score points!
Ash-"Whoo hoo! Alright, time to get back in the MasterBall!"
Goku-"Like heck I am! Wait...did I just say heck?!"
Ash-"Yup!" Ash chuckles like a little faggot"This is a game for little kids!"
Goku-"Oh I'm am gunna- *due to the graphic content of the dialogue, it has been removed*
Ash faints!


Goku earns... nothing!
Goku-"That was a battle? oh geez."
The music changes and a portal warps itself in and out pops an outline of a figure.
Goku-"What's with all the outlines?"
The shadow gets closer and it's Lucca from Chrono Trigger!
Lucca-"Goku! I'm here to save you from this RPG realm! Come with me to the End of Time!"
Goku-"Do I look that stupid?- Don't answer that. I know you come from an RPG too!"
Lucca-"Details Details! Just come along"
Goku and Lucca jump into the portal and three minutes pass filled with swirly lines and blinking lights.
Goku-"Uh oh, I think I'm having a seizure!"
Lucaa-"Yea, that usually happens the first time through, you'll get use to it later."
They see an old man leaning up against a post that doesn't flinch at all.
Goku-"What's that smell?! Is he dead?"
Lucca shrugs-"We're not quite sure yet. But just ask him anything and he'll usually give you an answer."
Goku- "Alright, Why am I here? Why is my body so weak? How do I get back home? What's your favorite color?"
Old Man-"Whoa whoa, you have been summoned here for a reason. This is another dimension unlike you're own. Your dimension is like puzzle with extra pieces and this world lacks pieces. So to balance out the order, you were sent here. You're weak because duh, this is an rpg, you never start out strong. The way to get back is by defeating main characters and other enemies in RPGs, don't ask me how this'll get you back, that's just what it said on my fortune cookie. Purple."
Goku-"Purple? Huh?"
Old Man-"You asked me my favorite color, it's purple."
Goku-"Ah alright. So how do I get to these other RPGs? Is it through those portals that have RPG names under them?"
Old Man-"...""You don't catch on too quickly do you?"
Goku-"No time for thinking! Time for action!"
Old Man-"Wait! take Lucca with you! She might help you out."
Goku-"Is she going to help me in battle to make things easier.?"
Old Man-"Are you kidding? Of course not, she's going to sit on the side and scream at you when you screw up."
Goku-"Good enough"

Goku-So many choices.... what to choose from...Another round at Pokemon? I should probably start out small and work my way up. What do you think?"
Lucca-"Hey, I'm not the main character, I'm not suppose to make decisions, you do it yourself."
Goku-"Pokemon it is."
Lucca and Goku step into the portal again and this time as the portal flashes by Goku gets a good look of all the junk flying around him.
Goku-"What is all that junk- Hey, is that a Cheeto?"
Lucca-"Hey! Shuttup! You can't use brandnames we might get sued! That's a Chee-two. See, all this stuff is the junk you lose under the couch and in your pockets. Under all the couchs and pokets there's a dimensional time rip."
Goku-"Ah, that makes sense. Ok, we're here, now what?"
Lucca-"Now we check around to look for equipment, in Rpgs you usually need a weapon."
Goku-"I had a weapon once, it was a stick though but it got the job done."
Lucca-"Please, sticks are for Ninja Turtles, you need a sword or something- YES! This'll be perfect for you.."
Goku and Lucca walk around in a little patch of grass waiting for a random attack, hopefully it'll be Mew the hardest Pokemon to find on the first try...

VS.
Goku-"Phew! We got lucky there."
Mew uses Tackle!
Goku loses 20 Hp
Lucca-"Quick! attack it with your weapon!"
Goku uses Assault Shotgun Rifle
Mew loses 5 HP
Goku-"I use a gun on it and it takes off 5, but he hits me and it takes off 20!?!"
Mew uses Physic!
Goku loses 30 Hp
Goku-"Screw this I'm a fighter, I'll just punch him to death."
Goku uses Punch!
Mewtwo loses 80 Hp
Goku-"How come I could only hit him once?!"
Lucca-"It's an RPG! You have to wait your turn to hit again."
Mew uses Tackle!
Goku loses 25 Hp
Goku uses Punch!
Mew loses 60 Hp. Mew faints

Goku earns 100 experience points! 6 tech point! 666 bucks! 1 friendly points! -23 heart points! 382,018 Exam score points!
What's this? Goku is evolving!

Goku-"Whoo hoo! that wasn't so bad."
Lucca-"I still haven't figured out why I'm in this stor-"
Before Lucca could finish, they found themselves warping through the rip in time again. When they were back at the End of Time, the portal they had just came from vanished. Now they had four choices left; Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, Final Fantasy 9, and of course Chrono Trigger itself.
Goku-"Wait, Chrono Trigger.... You're from that game aren't you Lucca? Does that mean I'm going to have to fight you too?"
Lucca shrugs- "Depends"
Goku-"Well, I think I'll save that one for last. But now we have more pressing matters. I have to do a little payback in the Final Fantasies."
Goku and Lucca begin another comical and stupid adventure into the land of Final Fantasy 7.
Goku-"Alright, so how are we suppose to find the enemy?"
Lucca-"Well, technically you're the enemy in the game so....figure it out"
Goku let this sink in for awhile then caught on. Two months later... Goku had built his own castle and laid pointless traps and let monsters roam around inside to lure out the goodguys.
Goku-"Why aren't they comming?! I set it up like every other stupid castle!"
Lucca-"You forgot one important thing, you have to lay down treasure chests all around the castle with little goodies that they can use against you in the final battle."
Goku-"And I lock the treasure chests so they can't open them and make them mad right?"
Lucca-"No, you leave them unlocked."
Goku-"Why would I do that?!"
Lucca-"It's a rule in RPG-land"
Goku finishes the final task and waits. Sure enough they come waltzing in ready to fight.

VS.
Goku-Finally you have come MWahahahaha!
Cloud attacks!
Goku loses 100 Hp
Caith Sith attacks!
Goku loses 20 Hp
Sid attacks!
Goku loses 85 Hp
Goku-"Three hits? and I get just one?! Well, i've been in the realm long enough to get this!"
Goku Summons Bahamut
Cloud, Cait Sith, and Cid lose 300 Hp
Goku-"Suck that! Oh wait, is it still my turn? Good, Cait Sith! you constantly annoyed me while I played this game, you'll be the first go!"
Goku attacks!
Cait Sith loses 120 Hp
Cait Sith dies
Cloud uses Death Blow
Cloud misses
Cid uses Fire3!
Goku loses 200 Hp
Goku summons Bahamut
Cloud and Cid lose 320 Hp
Cid dies
Cloud uses Death Blow
Cloud misses
Goku yawns
Cloud loses 2 Hp
Cloud dies

Goku earns 73,232 experience points! 37 tech point! 666 bucks! 99 friendly points! 69 heart points! 382,018,000 Exam score points!
Goku learns Kamehameha! and Instant Transmission
Goku-"All too easy...... all too easy..."
Lucca-"You realize you just wasted two months of my life just sitting in this castle."
Goku-"Tell me, does time mean anything to you?"
Lucca-"Well it would have been better if you had chipped in for cable but you had to be cheap!"
Goku-"So anywho, on to Final Fantasy 8!"
Time portal pops up, they hop in blah blah blah
Goku-"I don't want to spend too much time here, this place kinda freaks me out."

VS.
Goku-"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Cactar!!!!!!"
Goku Runs Away
Goku-Too....close.......could've......died......"

Vs. Squall, Quistis, & Selphie
Goku-"Before we start this battle I hope you realize that you were the WORST GAME OF THE FINAL FANTASIES! Now that I have Kamehameha back as well, you're all screwed."
Squall summons Shiva!
Goku loses 500 Hp
Quistis attacks!
Goku loses 10 Hp
Selphie attacks!
Goku loses 1Hp
Goku summons Krillin!
Krillin uses Sensu Bean then runs away!
Goku's life restored!
Goku uses Kamehameha x2!
Quistis loses 1,000 Hp!
Quistis dies!
Squall summons Ifrit!
Goku loses 350 Hp!
Selphie uses Draw!
Selphie steals 5 dollars!
Goku-"How is that an attack?!"
Goku uses Kamehameha x 5!
Squall loses 5,000 Hp!
Squall dies!
Goku-"I have saved the best for last. Just like Cait Sith, you annoyed me as well, I wanted to use the Nunchuks but would you let me? ohhhhh noooo! Only Selphie can have them!"
Selphie Runs Away!
Selphie can't Run Away!
Goku uses Kick!
Selphie loses 1,000 Hp
Selphie dies!

Goku earns 1,234,432 experience points! 15 tech point! 666 bucks! 16 friendly points! 69 heart points! 382,018,000,000 Exam score points!
Goku learns Spirit Bomb!
Goku Levels up! Goku Levels up!

Goku- "Oh come on, who can beat me now? I mean really..."
Lucca- "Someone sure is full of themself."
Goku- "Don't burst my bubble!"
The time portal appears once more, and Goku and Lucca enter.
Goku- "Final Fantasy Nine... ahh, that's the smell of old school Final-Fantasy-medieval-time."
Lucca- "So what's your plan on luring the enemy this time?"
Goku- "Plan? oh! Well, you remember their flying ship right? We're going to hijack it."
Lucca- "While they're in it?"
Goku- "Of course not! but they didn't spend the whole game in it now do they?"
Suddenly they disappeared and reappeared in front of FF9's flying ship, the Invincible.
Lucca- "Wait, we weren't just here... How did you do that?"
Goku- "Here we are! Let's hop in!"
Lucca- "No, seriously, how did we get here?"
Goku- "Don't sweat the small stuff."
So Goku and the confused Lucca enter into the ship and take off flying the Final Fantasy world of Gaia.
Lucca- "Ok, so we've hijacked their ship, now what? we dunno where they are."
Goku- "It never stops does it? You're constant thinking it's starting to bother me, why not just let things happen?"
Lucca- "We don't have forever! How are we going to find them?!"
Out of nowhere Zidane, Dagger, Quina, and Steiner appear in front of Goku.
Goku- "What did I tell you? It'll all work out in the end."
Lucca- "We stole their ship, how did they get here? This story makes no sens-"

VS.
__________Zidane, Dagger, Quina, Steiner

Zidane attacks!
Goku loses 1,000 Hp
Steiner attacks!
Goku loses 1,200 Hp
Quina attacks!
Quina Misses
Dagger attacks
Goku gains 650 Hp
Goku- "Hahaha! You equiped her with the staff that heals? fools..."
Goku charges up Spirit Bomb
Everyone attacks again, little variation from the first wave of attacks
Goku still charges
Everyone attacks again, little stronger then before since they're getting cocky
Goku uses Spirit Bomb
Every character left with 1 Hp
Steiner Trances! All attacks more powerful!
Zidane attacks! Goku loses 1,000 Hp
Quina uses Cura
Quina misses
Dagger defends
Steiner attacks!
Goku loses 95,000 Hp!
Goku- "No way! That one is definatly powerful"
Steiner sacrafices life!
All Hp and Mp restored to others
Zidane, Dagger, and Quina attack. Goku- "Ack! Can't take much more!What am I going to do?!"
Tuxedo Mask appears.
TuxMask- "Believe in yourself Sailor Mo- er, Goku! You can do it!"
Quina attacks.
TuxMask loses 1 Hp
TuxMask dies
Goku uses Lucca as shield!
Lucca- "What the he-"
Zidane, Dagger, and Quina attack.
Lucca blocks.
Goku- "A worthy opponet and he sacrafices himself in battle? For these losers?! Nooooooo!"
Goku goes beserk!
Goku attacks!
Zidane loses 9999 Hp
Zidane dies
Dagger defends
Goku attacks!
Dagger loses 9999 Hp
Dagger dies
Quina Runs away!
Quina misses
Quina dies of heart attack!

Goku earns 999,999,999 experience points! 51 tech point! 666.666 bucks! No friendly points! 96 heart points! 382,018,000,000,001 Exam score points!
Goku remembers all of his moves!
Goku levels up!

Before Goku could open his mouth, he and the half-dead Lucca were transported back to the End of Time.
Goku- "Did the old man bring us back here?"
They both looked in the direction of the old man, he had fallen onto the floor and wasn't moving. The stench was worse then usual.
Lucca- "Not again! Call an ambulance, he's dead!"
Two days later he was back, on a medical bed with an I.V. hooked up.
Old Man- "Goku *cough* only Chrono remains now, you must defeat him *cough* but he won't be easy like previous enemies. Here *gag* take this."
Goku recieved Spork! The Old Man fades away Snes-style.
Goku- "Hmmm, I sense great ki coming from this item, it could probably kill Chrono, so I won't use it until I'm almost dead."
Lucca and Goku go into the Chrono Trigger portal, but before they even make it to the other side, Chrono attacks!

VS.

Goku attacks!
Chrono loses 10 Hp!
Chrono attacks!
Goku loses 800,000 Hp!
Goku- "Oh this is gunna suck!"
Goku uses Spirit Bomb!
Chrono yawns!
Goku loses 10,000 Hp!
Goku charges up!
Chrono uses Tonic!
Chrono gains 9,999Hp!
Goku charges up!
Chrono looks at the battle background!
Goku loses 1,000 Hp!
Goku- "Oh come on, now that's just unfair!"
Goku uses Spirit Bomb!
Chrono loses 999,999,999 Hp!
Chrono dies!
Goku-"Whoo hoo! All too easy..."
Chrono pops up and grins at Goku!
Goku- "See, this is why I HATE RPGs!!!!"
Chrono uses Mid-Tonic!
Chrono gains 999,999,999,999,999,999 Hp!
Goku- "I've never seen so many 9's in my life! But I'm tired of playing around! DIE!"
Goku uses last bit of energy and hurls the Spork at Chrono. The Spork breaks the speed of sound and continues toward Chrono.
Spork breaks!
Goku- "Well I'm totally f-"
Before Goku could finish his filthy sentence he was teleported away to the End of Time.
Lucca- "You thought you could defeat Chrono with a Spork?! Were you deprived of oxygen as a child?!?!?!"
Goku- "But the Old Man gave it to me so I though-"
Lucca- "That Old Man is senile! He doesn't know what's going on or what he's saying!"
Goku- "Nooooooo! That means his favorite color wasn't Purple!!!!!! I feel used."
"Goku...... Goku..... The spork did have meaning! Place the pieces in front of you and I shall show you it's true power!"
Goku- "Who's there? That doesn't sound like the Old Man."
"I am your brother."
Goku- "I helped kill my brother"
".... I am your father"
Goku- "He's dead too."
"Can't I just be a mysterious voice? geez."
Goku placed the pieces in front of him and watched as the started to connect and form into...
Goku- "This is it! I can defeat Chrono with this!"
Goku enters the Chrono Trigger portal again, this time cocky.

VS.

Chrono attacks
Goku loses 0 Hp
Goku uses Kamehameha! Special Edition!
Chrono loses 999,999,999 Hp!
Chrono- "Nooo! what's different about you, you seem more powerful than last."
Goku- "That's because I have this!"
Goku holds up a Game Genie
Goku- "I just programmed my attacks to be critical and yours miss"
Chrono- "Well that's kinda cheap."
Goku- "All's fair in love and Rpgs."
Goku uses Spirit Bomb!
Chrono loses 123,456,789,012,345,678,901,234,567,t89,01w,999 Hp!
Chrono- "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!" Chrono fades away just like the Old Man
Goku- "It's over! Whoo hoo!"
Lucca- "Good job Goku, you can go home now here."
Goku recieves tele-porter.
Goku- "You had this all the time?!"
Lucca- "Yea, but you never asked, how do you think I saved you from pokemon? Or who even sent Ash to your dimension?"
Goku- "You know, I should be mad at you, but I've learned a leason from this."
Lucca- "Really? I couldn't find one."
Goku- "I learned that-

The End

Recap:

RPGs are cool, but they're easy to make fun of
I have never used the exclamation point "!" so much in my entire life! ack! I can't stop!
Steiner is awesome, and I would never disgrace him in my Fotw
Shinji is still gay *i had to just put this in*
So is Tuxedo Mask come to think of it.
Sporks contain ungodly powers.
Game Genie is cheap, but I still use it sometimes ^_^
Finishing a Fanfic at 4:30 Am feels good 'coz you know it's over.