1) You tend to hang around most with:

Cheap whores.
A nice group of lads from school.
My girlfriend/boyfriend
My best friend.
Freaks and fashion victims.

2) At a party yer most likely to be found:

Shagging in the bathroom.
Shooting up in the bathroom.
I don't get invited to parties.
Getting drunk and being obnoxious.
Worrying about having to get up for work in the morning.

3) Yer favorite music is:

I like bands that smile.  The Beatles and the Small Faces are fab!
The Stooges and the New York Dolls.  I like to rock. 
I like Reggae and experimental German bands and I am snobby about it.
I used to love Bowie but now I'm all about the Ramones.  When I like a band I tend to get obsessed. 
I secretly liked Roxy Music and Todd Rundgren for a bit but in actually I am disillusioned with the current state of music.

4) When it comes to the opposite sex yer attracted to:

Wealthy, exotic, and older.
A heart beat.  Or not.
Someone nice I can bring home to my parents.
Dirt, drugs, brashness and nagging.
Anyone who hasn't slept with my best friend.

5) When I write the story of my life it will be:

Huh? What?  I can barely read how do you expect me to write a friggin' book?
No damn autobiography.  I plan to die before I get  that old.
My attempt on cashing in.
A damn good read and full of credit for the person that deserves it most, ME!
Unpublished, no one really wants to read about my life experiences.

6)Which of the following best describes yer fashion sense?

Smart, sensible, mod.
Black, leather, New York hipster.
I wear only the finest stolen gear.
D.I.Y. I don't follow trends, I inspire them.
Layed back and unassuming.

7) When it comes to school you:

Never bothered.
Was too concerned with my hair to worry about going to class.
Often got in trouble for hanging around with "bad" kids.
Work hard, I plan to go to college to study art.
Have no faith in it.  Public education is all a lie, everything I learned I've taught myself.

8) If you were cast in a movie what kind of role do you envision yourself playing?

One with as many sex scenes as possible.
Something minimal.  I have a hard time staying awake for long stretches of time.
Hmmm, I don't know.  I've never really thought about it.
A non-speaking part.
Rock stars in movies is sooo '80's.  I'd much prefer to have my own talk show.

9)I decided to join a band because:

I love playing music and writing songs and wanted to emulate my heroes.
It was better than being an electrician.
For the booze and the birds, of course!
Well I already looked good in the clothes.
I had no interest in playing music originally, I was sought out.

10) If the the band broke up you would:

Go join a girl band, I 'm sick of all these lads.
Move to L.A., buy an a motorcycle and hang out with metal dudes.
Form another band immediately, the world cannot survive with out my voice.
Begin my career as a solo artist, my girlfriend always tells me I am the real talent of this band anyway.
Form a band with some guys that actually know how to tune their instruments.

11)Who killed Bambi?

Whoever Steve says.
Malcolm.
MALCOLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, Uh...  Sorry, could you repeat the question?  I'm afraid I nodded out for a moment there.
The word "Kill" is so negative, I refuse to answer such a question.

(Coding tricks stolen from the Bono Quiz stolen from the Beatle Quiz, stolen from somebody else, probably stolen from somebody else.)