1) You've been told you resemble:

a hot chick.
Cousin It from the Addams Family.
a porn star
a satanic extra from the movie Mad Max.

2) Yer greatest weakness is:

old guitars.
women.
heroin.
all of the above.

3) Would you ever sleep with yer buddy's girlfriend?

Yes, but I'd feel guilty.
Probably, but I'd sooner have my chick blow all my bros.  I share, dude.
Probably not, but then again I've never been put in that position.
YES I WOULD, over and over and over again. 

4) At gigs you tend to attract:

girls.
guitar geeks.
freaks.
burnouts, stoners, and guys who like to say "dude."

5) A girlfriend is:

a good alternative to having a job and a car.
a pest who is sometimes useful as an alternative to masturbation.
Usually someone who can kick my ass.
Complete joy, I'm a hopeless romantic.   (Unless the bitch pisses me off, then I beat her)

6) As a kid you:

were a band geek.
wondered when the aliens would arrive to take you back to yer home planet.
had your throat slit by Crips.
had yer mother arrested, but was a crazy bitch.

7) In rehab you:

Cried alot and beat the shit out of punching bags.
realized you were nothing but a impulsive, immature little boy.
realized it was better than a 7-year prison stint.
thought it was all bullshit, but shut yer mouth (as usual) and went along anyway.

8) Pamela Anderson is:

a chick.
a chick I dated.
a chick I married.
a chick who introduced me to the chick I married.

9) Your pants:

are black leather.
are pink leather with rhinestones.
are black spandex with white polka dots.
can barely contain your huge penis.

10) When not playing with the band you like to:

drink.  Alone.
pretend you are Hugh Hefner.
film yourself having sex.
worship Satan, overdose, and then write songs about it.