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quiz!?
This mindless quiz was written by Asa Pillsbury when he was in kind of a weird mood. He also wrote this one.
1. Which would you rather be?
A lemur
Barry Goldwater
Ebullient
This quiz

2. Who are you?
Your own worst enemy.
A person
Someone else
One half of the quirky pop duo They Might Be Giants.

3. Why?
Why not?
What?
Yes.
Look, I came here for an argument!

4. Why?
Things.
Mathematics
Simon Peter
Why not?

5. You're it!
No I'm not!
Do you think I care?
Yeah, well you're a toad.
Alexander the Great

6. Would you like to buy a monkey?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

7. Where is my other glove?
Probably hidden in your nose somwhere, big-nose.
It perished when the Allies firebombed Dresden.
Oh, I need to borrow it in order to put a curse on you. Do you mind?
Glove?

8. Where has all the time gone?
Don't look at me! *burp*
It ran off with my ex-husband/wife.
I killed it. Yep. Ran it over with my truck.
The history monks moved it to somewhere it was need more.

9. ?
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Deffrwch Cymry cysglyd gwlad y gan.

10? Are we there yet?
Yes.
No.
We've been there for an eternity.
No.

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