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I hope it helps you laugh and please send me yours too...    </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Kids, do you all have your seat belts on? I can't hear you...</B></div> <div> <B>Might Mean...</B></div> <div> <B>Oh Lord, did I leave one at home again?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>My cognitive function is really low today...</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>If the census people knock on the door, you better give the address...</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Owie that really hurt...</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>at least you get something from labor pain.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Where do you want to go first?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I forgot why we are in the vehicle!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Whew, I sure am tired.</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I know I am going to pay for today all week.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Lets do something today.</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I Forgot what it feels like to actually go somewhere and I feel okay today.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1e13a280.gif" border=0 width="314" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>What do you want for dinner?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I don't want to cook again, please say something someone else cooks... pizza, burger....</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Can you rub my back?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I hurt all over, but if you rub my back it might help to take my mind off the pain.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>My stomach is really upset today.</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>You probably should wait to go in there!</B></div> <div> <B>-or- </B></div> <div> <B>LOL Did anyone hear that explosion?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Can you repeat that?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I forgot what we were talking about.</B></div> <div> <B>-or-</B></div> <div> <B>I got confused because I was thinking when you said that.</B></div> <div> <B> </B></div> <div> <B>Can you help me please?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I am lost in my own house.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1e28e600.jpg" border=0 width="142" height="96" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>At Super Wal Mart... Where do you keep the single packs of candy?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I have no idea how to get out of here.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>At the grocery, to the bag boy... No, thanks, I will put my groceries in my car today.</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>I have no idea where I parked, come on if you get paid by the hour.  </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I want to be sure that you remember...</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>Because I really forgot what your supposed to remember!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Repeating your question... What time did I get up today?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>hmmm, wonder if she wants the actual time I woke up, got out of bed or actually started functioning...</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I can't remember if I took my ----- today...</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>Hint, hint  I can't remember if I took any medication today.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Repeating your question... What time did I get to sleep last night?</B></div> <div> <B>Might mean...</B></div> <div> <B>Do you want the first, second, third... </B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="1e3744e0.jpg" border=0 width="116" height="78" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Prayer Of Faiths Home on the Web"><U><B>Prayer Of Faith's Home on the Web</B></U></A><B>: </B><B>Laughter, tears, pain, loss, symptoms, medication and life with Fibromyalgia</B></div> <div> <B> </B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> </B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>