If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will

If There Is A Possibility Of Several Things Going Wrong,
The One That Will Cause The Most Damage
Will Be The First One To Go Wrong

If Anything Just Cannot Go Wrong, It Will Anyway

Nothing Is As Easy As It Looks

If You Perceive That There Are Four Possible Ways In Which A
Procedure Can Go Wrong And Circumvent These,
Then A Fifth Way, Totally Unprepared For, Will Promptly Develop

Left To Themselves, Things Tend To Go From Bad To Worse

If Everything Seems To Be Going Well,
You Have Obviously Overlooked Something

You Never Run Out Of Things That Can Go Wrong

The Chance Of The Bread Falling With The Buttered Side Down
Is Directly Proportional To The Value Of The Carpet

Logic Is A Systematic Method Of Coming To
The Wrong Conclusion With Confidence

An Expert Is One Who Knows More And More About Less And Less Until
He Knows Absolutely Everything About Nothing

All Great Discoveries Are Made By Mistake

Nothing Ever Gets Built On Schedule Or Within Budget

A Meeting Is An Event At Which The Minutes Are Kept
And The Hours Are Lost

To Err Is Human, But To Really Foul Things
Up Requires A Computer

A Failure Will Not Appear Till A Unit Has Passed Final Inspection

Nothing Motivates A Man More Than To See
His Boss Putting In An Honest Day's Work

The Primary Function Of The Design Engineer Is To Make Things Difficult For The Fabricator And Impossible For The Serviceman

To Spot A Real Expert, Pick The One Who Predicts The Job
Will Take The Longest And Cost The Most

After All Is Said And Done, A Hell Of A Lot More
Is Said Than Done

Tell A Man There Are 300 Billion Stars In The Universe
And He'll Believe You
Tell Him A Bench Has Wet Paint On It
And He'll Have To Touch It To Be Sure!

The Legibility Of A Copy
Is Inversely Proportional To Its Importance

It Is Impossible To Make Anything Foolproof
Because Fools Are So Ingenious

When There Is A Very Long Road Upon Which There Is A
One-Way Bridge Placed At Random, And There Are
Only Two cars On That Road, It Follows That:
(1) The Two Cars Are Going In Opposite Directions, And
(2) They Will Always Meet At The Bridge

Any Item, When Dropped, Will Fall Into
The Least Accessible Area

If It Seems Too Good To Be True, It Probably Is

Nice Guys (Girls) Finish Last

Under The Most Rigorously Controlled Conditions Of Pressure,
Temperature, Volume, Humidity, And Other Variables
The Organism Will Do As It Damn Well Pleases

The More Cordial The Buyer's Secretary, The Greater
The Odds That The Competition Already Has The Order

Computers Are Unreliable, But Humans Are
Even More Unreliable
Any System Which Depends On Human Reliability Is Unreliable

Nature Always Sides With The Hidden Flaw

Mother Nature Is A Bitch!

Smile . . . . . . Tomorrow Will Be Worse . . . . . .

Murphy was an optimist!!!

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