1. What is your favorite tv show theme song? I am partial to a lot of the songs from the sitcoms of the 70s and 80s - like the theme songs to 'Three's Company', 'Happy Days', 'The Jeffersons',
'Charles In Charge', and 'Good Times'.
2. What is your favorite infomercial? The Beastie Boys infomercial for Hello Nasty.
3. Better tv series: Saved by the Bell or Saved by the Bell: The New Class? No thank you.
4. Which Real World cast is most in need of a beating? The cast of people that created the show.
5. What is your favorite Spike Jonze video? "Drop" by the Pharcyde - the definition of genius is seen there.
6. What is your best lightbulb joke (i.e. how-many ___does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb? joke) I don't have a light bulb joke. I've only made up one joke in my lifetime. Here it is:
Q: What should you do when you see a spaceman?
A: You park, man!
(I'm from San Francisco. It just came out when I luckily and excitedly got parking right in front of Club Cocodrie at the Special Goodness/Space Twins show.)
7. You get a foreign accent of your choice. Which one do you choose? Whichever one you choose.
8. Batman vs. Spiderman. Who wins? Out of nowhere Wonder Woman comes in and kicks ass.
9. I give you a dog. What do you name it? Kikkoman, as in soy sauce. That's Kikko for short.
10. Have you ever bought anything off tv? Can I have it? No. Yes.
11. Do you like Super Furry Animals? Um, God bless you/gazoontite.
12. Can I paint your fingernails? Will you also do my hair?
13. Do you get your good looks from your mom or your dad? I look like both of my parents.
14. You're on a ship with the Backstreet Boys (don't ask why). The ship starts to sink and you make it to the only lifeboat available before they do. The only the way the lifeboat will stay afloat is if there are an even number of people. What do you do? The Backstreet Boys!?!! Who do the PP boys each find on THEIR ship?! Well, there are the same number of Backstreet Boys that there are of Phantom
Planet, which means all of us together would make an even number. Everyone will participate and no one gets singled out or favored... especially by me!
15. How is it that you rock so hard when we rock so little? Uh... er... are you ready to SOFT ROCK?!
