1. What is your favorite tv show theme song? -Off the top of my head, I'd say the "King of the Hill" song... It's good!
2. What is your favorite infomercial? -Wow... So many to choose from. My all time favorite would be the "Health Rider" informercial. They went all out with Health Rider dance routines. One dance routine had a "Cowboy" theme, and it was absolutely hilarious. Plus, the Health Rider looks incredibly sexual when someone's on it! I am ashamed to admit that I actually bought one a few years back... hehe. I swear I'm not lying. It was the cowboy theme that did it for me. ;-)
3. Better tv series: Saved by the Bell or Saved by the Bell: The New Class? -Saved by the Bell... Not the New Class... That Zack Morris is so dreamy.
4. Which Real World cast is most in need of a beating? -All of them... They were all annoying in my opinion!
5. What is your favorite Spike Jonze video? -Buddy Holly, by Weezer.
6. What is your best lightbulb joke (i.e. Your best how-many ___ does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb? joke) -How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Six. (Get it? I don't either.)
7. You get a foreign accent of your choice. Which one do you choose? -I'd have an English accent... Ladies seem to love that.
8. Batman vs. Spiderman. Who wins? -They would both end up in bed together. Yes, they swing both ways.
9. I give you a dog. What do you name it? -I name it "Stay." When I'd call for the dog, I'd yell, "Come here, Stay! Stay, come here!" (Yes I stole that from Jason, who stole that from a comedian.)
10. Have you ever bought anything off tv? Can I have it? -I have only bought stuff off my outdated and no longer used webtv. (I'm on AOL now, damn it!) I was addicted to ebay.com for a while there...
11. Do you like Super Furry Animals? -As in the band? Well, I haven't heard much of their music, but I've been told that they're actually very cool.
12. Can I paint your fingernails? -Sure... If I can paint your toenails.
13. Do you get your good looks from your mom or your dad? -I get my "good looks" from my breast implants. That's not funny at all... I'm really losing it now...
14. You're on a ship with the Backstreet Boys (don't ask why). The ship starts to sink and you guys make it to the only lifeboat available before they do. The only way the lifeboat will stay afloat is if there are an even number of people. What do you do? -I'd take the lifeboat and watch them all sink with the boat... Although there would be only me on the lifeboat, meaning there wasn't an even amount of people to keep it afloat, I'd gladly take my chances!
15. How is it that you rock so hard when we rock so little? -Rockin' is simply a state of mind. I rock, therefore I am. Say it to yourself a few times, and you'll feel the power. (What?)
