1. What is your favorite tv show theme song? My all time favorite: The theme song from "Dif'rent Strokes"
2. What is your favorite infomercial? That one with the knives that takes place while camping.
3. Better tv series: Saved by the Bell or Saved by the Bell: The New Class? Come on... Are you serious? The original Saved By the Bell was, and is still the best tv show ever made. (But I hate the theme music)
4. Which Real World cast is most in need of a beating? The first Real World cast needs the most beating. If it weren't for the original show's popularity, sequels might not have existed...
5. What is your favorite Spike Jonze video? The one he makes for us.
6. What is your best lightbulb joke (i.e. Your best how-many ___ does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb?) How many Nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck It! Let's all reject established laws and institutions! I don't know any jokes.
7. You get a foreign accent of your choice. Which one do you choose? English.
8. Batman vs. Spiderman. Who wins? Well, we are talking Marvel comics vs. DC comics. Marvel is better, so Spiderman wins.
9. I give you a dog. What do you name it? I'll name it Stay - As in: "Stay! Here boy! C'mere Stay!"
10. Have you ever bought anything off tv? Can I have it? I have never bought anything from TV. I have though, just recently bought a vocoder off of the Internet - - But you can't have that...
11. Do you like Super Furry Animals? Do you like Radiohead?
12. Can I paint your fingernails? No. But you can paint my house.
13. Do you get your good looks from your mom or your dad? I only get love, affection, and gifts from them... Everything else comes from smoke and mirrors.
14. You're on a ship with the Backstreet Boys (don't ask why). The ship starts to sink and you guys (as in Phantom Planet, collectively) make it to the only lifeboat available before they do. The only way the lifeboat will stay afloat is if there are an even number of people. What do you do? The Backstreet Boys and Phantom Planet join forces to make a tribute song entitled "Even Numbers Get the Boats" and sell enough copies just in time to buy a second boat - - Later, both groups bid each other farewell and drift their separate ways...
15. How is it that you rock so hard when we rock so little? I stole your rock.
Anything you'd like to add? ..... Well, yes and no.
