Alternative Car Park

ALTERNATIVE CAR PARK GOLD

Grudgingly updated April 6th 1999.

 Welcome to Alternative Car Park Gold, the site where old Alternative Car Park articles go when they're unceremoniously kicked off the main Alternative Car Park site by wittier, cleverer, more topical articles.
 
Due to the age of some of the exhibits, we ask you not to take any photographs.  Thank you.
 
So, the cast-offs... sorry, classic articles, are stored here...
 
THE NEWS ARCHIVE 1997  Yeah, old news, that's a good idea.
THE NEWS ARCHIVE 1998  Mmm, slightly less old news.  Still, big deal.
THE NEWS ARCHIVE 1999  Ah, now that's more like it.
THE VIBENSTEIN LECTURES  Dr E Vibenstein pontificates about matters of little importance.  Oh no, now there's a second lecture too.
DR VIBENSTEIN'S F.A.Q.  A veritable encyclopaedia of dubious technical knowledge.
THE BIZARRE PUBLIC INFORMATION FILM ARCHIVE  Sound advice for people who really should know better.
THE ALTERNATIVE CAR PARK PANT O' MIME  Geri Halliwell reprises her role as Gingerella, from Christmas 1998.
 
And that's it.  There'll be more as we write more new articles for the main Alternative Car Park site...
 
While you're here, why not view or indeed sign the guestbook?   Go on, you know you want to.
 
 Oh, did we mention that there's a main Alternative Car Park site?  Oh yes, we did.  Well, just to hammer the point right home, here's a banner...
 
Banner type thing
 
Get the idea?  Right.  Now, here comes the copyright bit... pay attention...
 
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